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Nancy Pimental Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.”
— Eric Cartman, South Park, Season 2: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Tagged: Independent FIlms, Black and White, Hippie, Movies, Gay Cowboys
“Hey! If you so much as touch Kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack and blow your balls all over your pants!”
— Eric Cartman, South Park, Season 2: Summer Sucks
Tagged: Threats, Firecrackers, Nut Sack, balls
“I always fantasized about having enough money to stock up on toilet paper.”
— Fiona Gallagher, Shameless, Season 9: Are you there Shim? It’s me, Ian.
Tagged: poor, Being Poor
“If you're waiting for a new organ, you are just interfering with God's plan.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 2: I'll Light a Candle for You Every Day
Tagged: Donating Organs, Modern Medicine
“When I collect workman's comp, some lady has to fill out the paperwork. That's her job. If it wasn't for me, she'd be unemployed.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 1: Daddyz Girl
Tagged: Working Not Working, Abuse of Social Welfare, Bum Economics
“Thank God, I'm great at sex.”
— Frank Gallagher, Shameless, Season 9: Are you there Shim? It’s me, Ian.
Tagged: Sex, Being Great at Sex
“I've learned something too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor ass losers like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.”
— Eric Cartman, South Park, Season 2: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Tagged: Selling Out, Money, losers
“Stan: You suck, Cartman! If you want to play America vs. Bosnia anymore, you can just play with yourself!

Cartman: That's fine! I like playing with myself! I'll play with myself all day long!

[Kenny laughs]

Cartman: What?”
— Eric Cartman, South Park, Season 2: Clubhouses
Tagged: playing with yourself, mastubation, Double Entendres
“When you're poor, only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.”
— Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Shameless, Shameless Season 3: The American Dream
Tagged: poor, Hustle, Making Money When You're Poor
“Hey, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Suck on my Salty Chocolate Balls! [high-pitched voice] Put 'em in your mouth! [normal singing voice] Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em! Suck my balls! Suck 'em sweet!”
— Chef, South Park, Season 2: Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls
Tagged: salty balls, chocolate, salty chocolate balls, Songs about testicles
“Chef: Giant snake? Killing everybody? Growing bigger? [looks at the women surrounding him] Children, you know I rarely say this but—well—fudge ya. [hangs up, sings] Simultaneous, you and me!

Kyle: What did he say?

Stan: Dude, I think he told us to go fuck ourselves.

Cartman: Wow!

Kyle: How's that going to help?”
— Chef, South Park, Season 2: City on the Edge of Forever
Tagged: snake, giant snake, Go Fuck Yourself
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