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Mr. Burns Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Smithers: For the love of God, sir, there are two seats! 

Mr. Burns: I like to put my feet up.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer Goes to College
Tagged: Space, Selfish, feet up
“Mr. Burns: Oh, look. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction.

Smithers: I think it is a rock, sir.

Mr. Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 5: Burns' Heir
Tagged: bird, Rock, petrified, Direction, lab
“Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say... I love you, sir.

Mr. Burns: Oh hot dog! Thank you for making my last few moments on earth socially awkward.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 3: Homer Defined
Tagged: I Love You, hot dog, Death, Socially Awkward
“Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.

Mr. Burns: Well we'll just see about that! 

[uncovers a cage hold several winged monkeys] 

Fly, my pretties! Fly! 

[the monkeys leap out of the window, only to plummet to their deaths. Burns groans]

Oh... Continue the research.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 5: The Last Temptation of Homer
Tagged: Money, Room Service, Evil, Research, winged monkeys, fly
“Department of Labor Agent: This plant violates every labor law in the book! We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!

Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 5: The Last Temptation of Homer
Tagged: plant, Violation, labor law, Missing, Brazilian Soccer Team, plane, property
“Oh, meltdown. It's one of these annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 3: Homer Defined
Tagged: meltdown, buzzwords, unrequested, Fission, Surplus
“Nelson Muntz: Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in!

Mr. Burns: Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 5: Burns' Heir
Tagged: Fortune, withered, Old, Energy, callback
“Morons. Pathetic morons in my employ, stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 2: Simpson and Delilah
Tagged: Morons, pathetic, Stealing, Money, hopeless, cretins
“This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man.  'It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times?' You stupid monkey!”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 4: Last Exit to Springfield
Tagged: monkeys, typewriters, novel, Typo, Stupid
“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
Tagged: humor, Business, Family, Success
“Excellent, it's all falling into place.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons, Season 5: Homer Goes to College
Tagged: excellent, plan, Falling into place
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