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Molly Ephraim Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Thanks for voting, come again but not today because that would be illegal, come again next time we elect things.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: School Merger
Tagged: voting, voter fraud, illegal
“I suppose you have never seen Ryan dance before. If you had, then I wouldn't have a nephew.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 2: Mother Fracker
Tagged: Dancing, you can't dance, bad dancers
“Ed Alzate: I could sell rice to an eskimo.

Mandy Baxter: Don't you mean sell ice to an eskimo?

Ed Alzate: Why would they need ice? It's all around.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: Mike Advises Mandy
Tagged: sell ice to an eskimo, rice, ice
“Eve Baxter: Stick around. You'll learn something about the world.

Mandy Baxter: I know all about the world. I was already in it while you were still busy ruining Mom's body.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: Sinkhole
Tagged: Condescension, Pregnancy, insults
“Mike Baxter: Acne's not contagious.

Mandy Baxter: I don't know that, kids at school stayed away from them, treated them like leopards.

Vanessa Baxter: I think you mean leper.

Mandy Baxter: The D's silent, I didn't know that.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: Big Shots
Tagged: leper, leopard, Acne, Contagious
“Mandy Baxter: Wait a sec. Eve's in the paper, Dad's in a magazine. Sorry, did this whole family get a publicist and not tell me?

Eve Baxter: You don't need a publicist. Aren't you mentioned in a lot of limericks?

Mandy Baxter: Joke's on you. I don't know what a limerick is.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 4: Rediscover America
Tagged: limericks, publicity, joke's on you
“Mike Baxter: [noticing Mandy coming down the stairs in a bright red clingy dress and high heels] Wow! Whoa!

Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that?

Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it.

Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*?

Mandy Baxter: I need the professor to give me an extension or, if he really likes the dress, an A.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 3: All About Eve
Tagged: sexy dress, Teacher, seduction
“Mandy Baxter: Hey, you guys, check this out. Cogito ergo sum. I think therefor I am.

Mike Baxter: René Descartes.

Mandy Baxter: She was awesome. We learned about her in Philosophy, today. She was French so I don't really know why she was speaking Italian.

Mike Baxter: Uh, money well spent.

Mandy Baxter: I think René Descartes was a monsieur.

Vanessa Baxter: Oh. Wow. Philosopher that gives massages. Cool, that's a real renaissance woman.”
— Mandy Baxter, Last Man Standing, Season 3: Back to School
Tagged: Rene Descartes, Cogito Ergo Sum, Philosophy, french, italian, Misgendering
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