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You guys would make shitty chess players. We're two moves from being checkmated.

— Alex Standall (Miles Heizer), 13 Reasons Why, Season 1: Tape 6, Side B

insults Chess Checkmate

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Justin Foley: Whatever happens to us happens to you, too.

Alex Standall: If I kill myself, you die, too?

— Alex Standall (Miles Heizer), 13 Reasons Why, Season 1: Tape 5, Side A

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Sometimes you judge people. I mean, we all do. Sometimes you just live to regret it.

— Alex Standall (Miles Heizer), 13 Reasons Why, Season 1: Tape 5, Side B

Judgmental Regret

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I'm cleaning up. What, they think these are gonna save someone's life? ‘Suicide's not an option’? Yeah, you know what? Clearly it is an option, you know? Why don't they put up a poster that says ‘Don't be a fucking dick to people’? Why don't we put up that poster?

— Alex Standall (Miles Heizer), 13 Reasons Why, Season 1: Tape 2, Side A

Suicide Being A Fucking Dick PSAs

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Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind.

Archie: It must have felt right at home there.

— Edith Bunker (Jean Stapleton), All in the Family, Season 3: The Battle of the Month

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Mike: How long have you been believing in curses?

Archie: How long have you been living here?

— Michael Stivic (Rob Reiner), All in the Family, Season 4: Archie is Cursed

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If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane...

— The Joker (Jared Leto), Suicide Squad

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Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.

— Philip Roth, The Dying Animal

insults Aging Growing Up

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We have this weird thing in the world where you don’t get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.

— John Green, A quote by John Green

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If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me.

— Alice Roosevelt, Profile: Alice Roosevelt

Malevolence insults

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You speak an infinite deal of nothing.

— William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

shakespeare insults Fools

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Talking about how "ugly" or "horrible" a certain woman is. This is one I've seen a few times -- a guy tries to cover up his attraction to a certain woman by slagging her off every chance he gets.

— Kiri Blakeley, 10 Classic Signs Your Man Might Be Cheating

Cheating insults Criticism Women

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If people say not-nice things to you about your physical appearance, remember – it’s not about you! They’re working through their own stuff.

— Corinne Dobbas, 25 Things I Do To Love My Body (And How You Can Too)

body confidence insults haters

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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.

— Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

insults Brains Stupid

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You’re not worth the trouble it’d take to hit you. You’re not worth the powder it’d take to blow you up.

— Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

insults useless Death

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

— J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, Part One)

insults Hatred Annoyance

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Can't you see that I'm only advising you to beg yourself not to be so dumb?

— Petronius Arbiter, The Satyricon, Complete

insults dumb Stupid

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You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

— Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

insults small Irritating

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Edith looks like something that would eat her young.

— Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker

insults animal ugly

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Oh yeah? I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You. Stupid.

— David Puddy (Patrick Warburton), Seinfeld, Season 9: The Dealership

Stupid Juvenile insults

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Why don’t you just cluck off?

— Kitty Carter (Lottie Tolhurst)

Get Away From Me insults Word Play

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

insults Comebacks Asphyxiation Brain Damage Birth Defects

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There are some remarkably dumb people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

insults Comebacks dumb Irony

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Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.

— Unknown, 50 Hilarious Comebacks That Will Shut Everyone Up (And Make You Look Like A Genius)

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