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Michaela Watkins Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“I give you a lot of freedom because I trust you to act like an adult. Please don't make me regret that.”
— Valerie Meyers, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Parents and Children, Giving Your Kids Freedom
“If anyone still wants to sleep with me, then they're just gonna have to settle, I guess.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: 99
Tagged: Pregnancy, Episiotomy
“I cheated on you because I wanted to be with someone that could just drag me down as far as I could go.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: 99
Tagged: Cheating, Self-Esteem
“Oh, my God, I want to murder her. I do, I want to twist her fucking neck—until her smug face pops off.”
— Valerie Meyers, Casual, Season 1: Mom
Tagged: Murder, Matricide
“I've just been I haven't been sleeping because I got these birds outside my window and they're going, 'Chirp, chirp, chirp,' constantly, and you know, is it wrong that I just want them to die?”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 2: Trivial Pursuit
Tagged: Birds, Frustration
“ It's like watching yourself go through life a second time, only this time you're just a voice, and you never know if anyone is ever listening to you.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: Things to Do in Burbank When You're Dead
“Alex, this guy is like raw plutonium radiating poison into my skin and breaking me down with his toxic lack of self-awareness.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: Look At Me
Tagged: Plutonium, Radiation, poison, Self-awareness, Toxic People
“Nothing makes me happy. I mean, I have moments where I'm not unhappy, but those are just—more and more rare.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 3: The Hermit & the Moon
Tagged: Sadness, Depression, Ennui, Happiness
“Nothing's ever as good as you think it's gonna be.”
— Valerie, Casual, Season 2: Threesomes
Tagged: Disappointment
“I am not gonna sleep with that guy, okay? He smells like college.”
— Valerie Meyers, Casual, Season 1: Pilot
“She makes you cum in ways that you never thought possible. She performs Reiki that cures your migraines. She cries mid-story, and you think that you're the only one who's ever seen her tears. And then, like the sun, she sets on you, shines on someone else.”
— Casey, Casual, Season 3: Venus
Tagged: Reiki, Migraines, orgasm
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