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Michael Patrick King Quotes

Total quotes: 40
“Sometimes, I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Real Me
Tagged: Vogue, Feed, Dinner, food, Filling
“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY
Tagged: Mistakes, Fate, Destiny, shape, Lives
“Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys
Tagged: Simile Examples, new york times, crossword puzzle, Tricky, Complicated, right answer
“Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls
Tagged: Sassy, Sperm, School
“Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.

Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?
Tagged: Son, Teaching, Social Services
“Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 3: Easy Come, Easy Go
Tagged: Contest, Ex, Die, Miserable
“There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to reality.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Drought
Tagged: Relationship, romance, Reality
“After he left I cried for a week. And then I realized that I do have faith. Faith in myself.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Tagged: Cried, Left, Faith, Myself, strength
“I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.'”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 6: An American Girl In Paris
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY
Tagged: Mistakes, Fate, Miss, Questions
“Isn’t that what you couples do? Support each other’s silly dreams?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Tagged: Couples, support, Silly, Dreams
“Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's upper west side rent-controlled ark.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs
Tagged: couple, pair, Noah's ark, Upper West Side, Simile Examples
“We keep dresses we’ll never wear again, but we throw away our ex-boyfriends.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: Ex and the City
Tagged: dresses, throw, boyfriends, Ex-Boyfriends
“The hard thing about fighting in relationships is that there’s no referee. There’s no one to tell you which comments are below the belt. As a result, someone usually gets hurt.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: referee, comments, hurt, Fighting, Relationships
“Samantha: I've got something to make you feel better. 

Carrie: Oh! Dildos before 10 am! I'm all perked up!”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: Escape from New York
Tagged: surprise, Package, dildos, perked up, sarcastic
“Miranda: Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.

Samantha: Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market
Tagged: twenty dollars, food, Pricey, cost, Hand Job
“Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs
Tagged: Marriage, Simile Examples, sorority, Pledge
“How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 2: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Tagged: Smart, Women, boyfriends, Simile Examples, bank accounts
“After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: La Douleur Exquise!
Tagged: Love, Sex, Addicted, Pain, Wanting
“I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: Starbucks, Writing, moved in, realization
“Samantha: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?

Miranda: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market
Tagged: smoking, bars, Sex, section
“Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 5: Anchors Away
Tagged: Sex And The City, Life, Love
“When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections -- smoking, non-smoking, single, non-single?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?
Tagged: Alone, Single, leper, Restaurants
“Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific!

Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 3: Running With Scissors
Tagged: Bride, wedding, bridezilla, dress, Theme, Sassy, Nazi
“Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy
Tagged: face, Glowing, facial, masturbated, orgasm
“I don't know... is it okay to fuck one guy when you're pregnant with another guy's baby?”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: pregnant, Questions, socially acceptable, Wondering
“Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for?

Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”
— Miranda Hobbes, Sex and the City, Season 5: Cover Girl
Tagged: diet, book, title, baby fat, Exercise, Lazy
“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free till they find someone just as wild to run with them.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: Ex and the City
Tagged: Sex And The City
“I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe—and kneel.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 5: Cover Girl
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Are men just women with balls?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls
Tagged: Men, Women, balls
“It’s really because women just wanna be rescued.”
— Charlotte York, Sex and the City, Season 3: Where There's Smoke...
Tagged: Women, rescued, Want
“For once in my life, I won't have to answer to nobody.”
— Ruby Red, AJ and the Queen, Season 1: New York City
Tagged: Life, Answer, nobody
“Abso-fuckin-lutely.”
— Mr. Big, Sex and the City, Season 6: An American Girl In Paris
Tagged: absolutely, Excited, for sure
“We're supposed to have each other's backs here!”
— Valerie Cherish, The Comeback, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: support, complaints
“I always like a good math solution to any love problem.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Math, solution, Love, Problem
“You wanna come for me, come for me.”
— Ruby Red, AJ and the Queen, Season 1: New York City
Tagged: Come After Me, Ownership
“If you turn into one of those married assholes, I’ll kill you.”
— Samantha Jones, Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs
Tagged: Sex And The City
“When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than Butterflies...”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 5: I Love a Charade
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart...”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Max Black: Hi, ready to order?

Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special?

Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?

Max Black: I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.”
— Max Black, 2 Broke Girls, Season 1: And the Break-up Scene
Tagged: Waitress, Work, food, Kale, Hipsters, Rude, Witty, Snarky, Suicide, veggies, Vegetarian
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