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Michael Kelso Quotes

Nationality: United States Of America
Total quotes: 4

Michael Kelso

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Nationality: United States Of America

Total quotes: 4
“Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie.”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 4: Hyde Gets a Girl
Tagged: Win, van, Prize, Sex
“No, wh-what is it now. You want me to drop out of high school, join the Salvation Army, and go off and fight wars?”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 4: Leo Loves Kitty
Tagged: high school, salvation army, fight wars, mixup
“ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin' off.”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 3: The Promise Ring
Tagged: promise ring, Gift, heart, Sex, mouthing off
“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you going? I don't know. What are you thinking about? I don't know. Who is that under you? I don't know. You see, it's bulletproof!”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 4: The Third Wheel
Tagged: Three Words, I Don't Know, Questions, excuses
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