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Michael Cera Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“I should be royally ticked off at you. I should be really cheesed off, I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: ticked off, cheesed off, avoid
“You seem to be getting pregnanter these days.”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: seem, Appearance, pregnant
“If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Urination, Rain
“Scott Pilgrim: Why can't we have our own secret shows?

Kim Pine: All of our shows are secret shows.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Secret, Unpopular
“When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Love, romance, Loving Deeply, In love, deeply in love
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you.

Paulie: You mean as friends?”
— Paulie Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Love, Friends, Questions
“Dude this thing claims I have mail. Dude, now I'm reading it. Dear mister Pilgrim it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is mister Patel. Fair warning. Mono e mono, blah blah. ”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Bleeker: I still have your underwear.

Juno: I still have your virginity.

Bleeker: Would you shut up?”
— Juno, Juno
Tagged: humor, Love, Funny, Virginity
“I have to go pee due to boredom.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: Pee, Boredom
“I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.”
— Evan, Superbad
Tagged: Date, Give Up
“Juno: I think I'm in love with you.

Bleeker: You mean as friends?

Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...

Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.”
— Juno, Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: Love, Friends, cool, trying too hard
“Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Ramona V. Flowers: [sighs] Sure.”
— Scott Pilgrim, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Tagged: battle of the bands, one-night stand
“Juno: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you?

Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la.'”
— Juno, Bleeker, Juno
Tagged: humor, Virginity, Love, Marriage, Friendship, Dating, fights
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