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Maya Rudolph Quotes

Total quotes: 33
“I tried a meditation class at the Y once, but all I could think about was not farting.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: medication, Class, Fart, Embarrassment
“Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your T-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 1: Everybody Bleeds
Tagged: Puberty, Growing Pains, periods
“You weren't the problem. I was. It was just a lot easier to blame you.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Problem, Blame, Easy Choice
“Well, sometimes I blamed you for being in the way of me becoming this hypothetical amazing, new version of myself.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Goodbye Forever
Tagged: Blame, Relationships, Hypothetical, Admittance
“Jessi: Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. 

Hormone Monstress: So is your colon, and that's packed with crap”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 2: What Is It About Boobs?
Tagged: beauty, colon, Real Beauty
“It would have been totally within my rights to abandon or abort this kid or make it think I'm its aunt or something. But that's not what I want now.”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 6: Rice Purity Test
Tagged: rights, Reproductive Health, Choice
“Also, do you think just because I'm married, I can't get a baked potato whenever I want? Because I can. I'm eating baked potatoes all the fucking time. ”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Together Forever
Tagged: married, Choices, Independence, Extended Metaphor Examples, Baked Potato
“Jenny Hart: Oh, our water is definitely gonna get shut off. 

Betty Hart: Oh, please. They can't turn water off. Can you turn off rain? Can they turn off the ocean? What are they gonna do?”
— Betty Hart (voice), Bless the Harts, Season 1: Hug N' Bugs
Tagged: Rain, Water, Ocean, Sassy, Shutting the Water Off
“We do the same things every single day, and I don't see it changing literally forever.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Routine, Boring, Forever
“I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.”
— Maya Rudolph, Maya Rudolph Quotes at BrainyQuote
Tagged: comedy, humor, Womanhood, voice, Goals
“Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?”
— Lillian, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“Oprah says you should always bring a gift, no matter the occasion.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Kase
Tagged: Oprah, Gift, Occasion
“It is disturbing the lengths you will go to avoid confrontation.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Another Place
Tagged: Disturbing , Bad at Confrontation , Confronting, Problems
“It's a thing and you don't love it, you're obsessed with it.”
— Diane Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Obsessed
Tagged: Love, Obsess, Obsession
“I wanna go to South Beach to see a wet dick contest. ”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: South Beach , wet, beach
“Well, it's dark and lonely work, but somebody's gotta do it, right?”
— Petunia Leeway, Inherent Vice
Tagged: lonely work, somebody's gotta do it
“Suck it, nice family.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: The Lake House
Tagged: Suck It, Diss, Family
“I love big and I love hard.”
— Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: My Furry Valentine
Tagged: Love, big, hard, Fierce Love
“Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon.”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 3: Rankings
Tagged: stuff your bra, Bacon, boys
“You can't ruin a friendship with sex. That's a myth.”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 5: Best Friends Make the Best Lovers
Tagged: Friendship, Sex, ruin, Mess Up
“I thought I wanted total freedom to go be a hot adventure bitch.”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress (voice), Human Resources, Season 1: Shitstorm
Tagged: Freedom, Adventure
“I'll be here farting up in your bed.”
— Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: My Furry Valentine
Tagged: Bed, Fart, Relaxed
“I don't really know how to live my life without him.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Life, Love, Live without us
“She does not get a party favor! She does not get a dog!”
— Lillian Donovan, Bridesmaids
Tagged: party favor, dog, party
“Oy vey. Why do the good ones always gotta be oy gay?”
— Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: My Furry Valentine
Tagged: Oy Vey, Good Ones, gay
“Yeah, let's be sexy pirates with peg legs made of dildos.”
— Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: pirates, dress up, Sexy
“I'm your hormone monstress, baby, I know everything!”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 4: A Very Special 9/11 Episode
Tagged: Hormone, Everything, Knowledge
“Sharon: This morning, I found you on your couch, sucking down your sippy cups of wine.

June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine. ”
— June, Forever, Season 1: June
Tagged: Wine, Drunk, Oxygen, Sippy Cups
“Fuck you nut, I win this time.”
— June, Forever, Season 1: Oceanside
Tagged: Nut, Win, champion
“Happy Valentine's Day, my little baby Bunsen burner.”
— Constance "Connie" the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: My Furry Valentine
Tagged: valentine's day, Bunsen Burner, Nicknames
“This is such a stone-cold pack of weirdos, and I am so proud!”
— Lillian, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“I just took a s**t in the middle of the street.”
— Lillian, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“Bonnie: Okay. Did he or did he not use your credit card to buy a $100,000 baby Beanie Feldstein Beanie baby? 

Connie: That baby Beanie Baby was an investment, baby. 

Bonnie: Baby, between you and me, he shouldn't have bought that Beanie Beanie Baby.

Connie: Well, this is not the Jonah Hill I will die on.”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 5: Sugarbush
Tagged: Beanie Feldstein, Jonah Hill, play on words, Beanie Baby
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