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Max Pross Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“Kramer: You’re becoming one of the glitterati.

George: What’s that?

Kramer: People who glitter.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Race
Tagged: Glitterati
“Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Wink
Tagged: Salad, Masculinity, Women, Veganism
“I don't get it. Not allowed to ask a Chinese person where the Chinese restaurant is! I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, someone asks me which way's Israel, I don't fly off the handle.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Cigar Store Indian
Tagged: Political Correctness, Hypersensitivity, Social Justice, Chinese Restaurants, Israel
“Hey George, what do you like better? The ‘bro’ or the ‘mansiere’?”
— Frank Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Doorman
Tagged: Male Bras, Bras, Bro, Mansiere, Man Boobs
“You know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! Get it?”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Cigar Store Indian
Tagged: Coffee Tables, Books, Coffee Table Books
“A bra is for ladies. I'm talking about a support undergarment specifically designed for men.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Doorman
Tagged: Male Bras, Bras, Mansiere, Bro, Underwear
“I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!”
— Estelle Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Doorman
Tagged: Cross-Dressing, Transvestitism, J. Edgar Hoover, Bro, Mansiere
“Yeah, except you don't really have any black friends. Outside of us, you don't have any white friends, either.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Diplomat's Club
Tagged: Racial Pandering, Tokenism, Interracial Friendships
“There are times in life when you think you’re lost. When every turn you take seems wrong. Then just for a moment, you see a light. And so I began that long climb into the light. Only this time I wasn’t alone.”
— Narrator (Adult Kevin), The Wonder Years, Season 3: Math Class
Tagged: Hard Times, Difficulty, Struggle, Overcoming
“I don't understand this. Why wouldn't you want to get something that's better if I'm telling you it's better? And it's not a little better—it's much better.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Doll
Tagged: Electric Toothbrush, Free Will
“Because you're a bunch of yuppies. It's your go-go corporate takeover lifestyles that are driving out these Mom and Pop stores and destroying the fabric of this neighborhood.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Mom & Pop Store
Tagged: Yuppies, Corporate Takeover, Gentrification
“See, here, you're just another apple, but in Japan, you're an exotic fruit. Like an orange. Which is rare there.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Checks
Tagged: Japan, orange, Fruit, apples
“Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Pledge Drive
Tagged: Bank Fraud, Bad Checks
“Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much. Parading around in a wet T-shirt.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Gum
Tagged: Wet T-Shirt Contest, seduction
“What kind of a snobby, stuck-up cult is this?”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Checks
Tagged: Cults, Snobby, Stuck-Up
“A gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Pledge Drive
Tagged: gifts, Flowers
“I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Pie
Tagged: Food Is Greater Than People, Food Over People, Pie, Deserts, Good Reasons To Break Up With Someone
“Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuff a cantaloupe down your throat! So much for gratitude...yeah, yeah, yeah!”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Glasses
Tagged: Sugar Addiction, Addiction
“Conformity is an obsession with me.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 5: The Pie
Tagged: Conformity, Team Players, Job Interviews
“In four years of high school I would never race anyone again. Not even to the end of the block to catch a bus. And so the legend grew. Everyone wanted me to race. They begged me. The track coach called my parents. Pleading. Telling them it was a sin to waste my God-given talent. But I answered him in the same way I answered everyone: ‘I choose not to run.’”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Race
Tagged: Track And Field, high school, Racing, Talent
“Good, Merry Christmas, George. And bring me back some of those cigars in the cedar boxes, you know the ones with the fancy rings? I love those fancy rings. They kind of distract you while you're smoking. The red and yellow are nice. It looks good against the brown of the cigar. The Maduro, I like the Maduro wrapper. The darker, the better, that's what I say. Of course, the Claro's good, too. That's more of a pale brown, almost like a milky coffee. I find the ring size very confusing. They have it in centimeters which I don't really understand that well...”
— George Steinbrenner, Seinfeld, Season 6: The Race
Tagged: Cigars, Cuban Cigars, Maduro, Cuba
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