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Hotel clerk: Room 203. Very nice room, very nice. It's got air conditioning. You can smell the ocean.

Gloria Burgle: There's a view?

Hotel clerk: No, there's a smell. At low tide.

— Gloria Burgle (Carrie Coon), Fargo, Season 3: The Law of Non-Contradiction

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Mike Milligan: There's a man.

Ben Schmidt: What—what man?

Mike Milligan: Just a man. He works in a factory. One day, the boss gets it in his mind that this man is stealing from him. So, every night at the gate, the guards search his wheelbarrow. But they never find anything.

Ben Schmidt: Pat him down.

Mike Milligan: Oh, they do that. Strip him naked—nothin'.

Ben Schmidt: So he's not stealin'.

Mike Milligan: Of course he is.

Lou Solverson: Wheelbarrows.

Mike Milligan: Thank you. That's right. He's stealing wheelbarrows.

Ben Schmidt: What?

Mike Milligan: My point is sometimes the answer is so obvious you can't see it because you're looking too hard.

— Mike Milligan (Bokeem Woodbine), Fargo, Season 2: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

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Careless. I was careless in those rooms. I could lift the telephone and food would appear on a tray, food I had chosen. Food that was bad for me, no doubt, and drink too. There were bibles in the dresser drawers put there by some charitable society, though probably no one read them very much.

— Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid's Tale

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I love hotel rooms with two beds: one for me and one for my delivered pizzas.

— Alissa Nutting, Author Alissa Nutting Prefers Two Hot Dogs on One Bun

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A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their first prostitute here?

— Francine Smith (voice) (Wendy Schaal), American Dad!, Season 12: Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

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While progressive social changes may be afoot, others worry the decline in sex is indicative of a more existential crisis—that technology is alienating rather than connecting us.

— Gulnaz Khan, Peer Inside Japan's Secretive Love Hotels

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Turns out it's really expensive to live in a hotel.

— Hank Moody (David Duchovny), Californication, Season 4: Another Perfect Day

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Any big hotels have got scandals. Just like every big hotel has got a ghost. Why? Hell, people come and go.

— Stephen King, The Shining

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You know what I smell? I smell lies.

— Tuco Salamanca (Raymond Cruz), Better Call Saul, Season 1: Mijo

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It smells like a fish died and all the other fish sent flowers.

— Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce), Frasier, Season 2: Breaking the Ice

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Cartman: Mr. Garrison, why do poor people smell like sour milk?

Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Eric, they just do.

[Kyle sniffs Kenny in disgust]

— Eric Cartman (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 1: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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In the dark beside me, she smelled of sweat and sunshine and vanilla.

— Alaska Young, Looking for Alaska

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I can detect the smell of 'rotten eggs' almost instantly and I've never once smelled actual rotten eggs.

— Insidious_Moose, I can detect the smell of "rotten eggs" almost instantly and I've never once smelled actual rotten eggs.

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Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, man. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon. Ladies are gonna dig that.

— Shawn Spencer (James Roday), Psych, Season 1: Spellingg Bee

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Can you die from an odor? I mean, like if you were locked in a vomitorium for two weeks, could you actually die from the odor?

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Alternate Side

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Ray: Oh God, it tastes worse than it smells!

Pam: Man, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a guy say that... I'd have eight nickels!

— Pam (voice) (Amber Nash), Archer, Season 3: El Contador

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Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.

— Evan Lawson (Paulo Costanzo), Royal Pains, Season 1: Pilot

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Rebecca: I'm gonna go put on a thong. Or maybe I won't wear any underwear, and that way he'll just smell my pheromones. Like a lion! Right?

Heather: Yeah, I would do a thong.

— Heather Davis (Vella Lovell), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Season 1: I'm Going on a Date With Josh's Friend!

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Daria: It smells like... like...

Jane: Teen spirit?

— Jane Lane (voice) (Wendy Hoopes), Daria, Season 1: Malled

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I still smell like stinky nuts!

— Burton 'Gus' Guster (Dule Hill), Psych, Season 4: Death Is In The Air

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The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.

— Vladimir Nabokov, The Real Life of Sebastian Knight

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This beach is what church once meant.

— Kevin Pilkington, Jogging on the Beach

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When I come out of the ocean my eyes are sparkling. I feel like I’m reborn.

— Janne Robinson, Janne Robinson's Five Daily Habits for Maximum Confidence

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Don't grow up too quickly, lest you forget how much you love the beach.

— Michelle Held, via www.coastalliving.com

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The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.

— Jacques Cousteau, National Geographic Illustrated Guide to Wildlife: From Your Back Door to the Great Outdoors

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