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Matt Ward Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“Marshall: What exactly is your beef with humanity?

Mary: I have no beef with humanity. It's people I can't stand.”
— Mary Shannon, In Plain Sight, Season 1: Who Shot Jay Arnstein?
Tagged: Beef, humanity, People, annoyed
“One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally, fillet him, nail his hide to a tree, spread it with jam and watch the squirrels go to town.”
— Mary Shannon, In Plain Sight, Season 1: High Priced Spread
Tagged: Nail, fillet, Literally, Tree, Squirrels
“Mary: He called me ma'am.

Marshall: Yeah, but he was looking down your shirt when he said it.

Mary: Why are you being so nice to me?”
— Mary Shannon, In Plain Sight, Season 1: High Priced Spread
Tagged: Age, Old, breasts, Nice, Compliment, Attractive
“Marshall: Man, every time I walk into a gym it gets my blood up.

Scott Worley: Oh, did you play?

Marshall: Badminton. We played our tournaments here. See this scar? Shuttlecock injury. Ended my career.”
— Marshall Mann, In Plain Sight, Season 1: High Priced Spread
Tagged: gym, Blood, pressure, play, Sports Groupies, Badminton, tournaments, Scar, intense
“f there's one thing working in witness protection has taught me it's that people hate change. Oh, we all say we want to change; get thinner, quit smoking, learn to speak Portuguese, but we don't. For better or worse, our habits define us. We turn the pages of the same tattered script over and over, clinging to our well rehearsed routines like barnacles, and nothing rankles us more than having to learn new lines.”
— Mary Shannon, In Plain Sight, Season 1: Who Shot Jay Arnstein?
Tagged: witness protection, Change, thin, smoking, habits, Define, Simile Examples, barnacles
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