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Matt Ward

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Mary: He called me ma'am.

Marshall: Yeah, but he was looking down your shirt when he said it.

Mary: Why are you being so nice to me?

— Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack), In Plain Sight, Season 1: High Priced Spread

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One way or another, I am going to nail that guy. I mean literally, fillet him, nail his hide to a tree, spread it with jam and watch the squirrels go to town.

— Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack), In Plain Sight, Season 1: High Priced Spread

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Marshall: What exactly is your beef with humanity?

Mary: I have no beef with humanity. It's people I can't stand.

— Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack), In Plain Sight, Season 1: Who Shot Jay Arnstein?

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Marshall: Man, every time I walk into a gym it gets my blood up.

Scott Worley: Oh, did you play?

Marshall: Badminton. We played our tournaments here. See this scar? Shuttlecock injury. Ended my career.

— Marshall Mann (Frederick Weller), In Plain Sight, Season 1: High Priced Spread

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f there's one thing working in witness protection has taught me it's that people hate change. Oh, we all say we want to change; get thinner, quit smoking, learn to speak Portuguese, but we don't. For better or worse, our habits define us. We turn the pages of the same tattered script over and over, clinging to our well rehearsed routines like barnacles, and nothing rankles us more than having to learn new lines.

— Mary Shannon (Mary McCormack), In Plain Sight, Season 1: Who Shot Jay Arnstein?

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Time will break what doesn’t bend — even time. Even you.

— Kaveh Akbar, Despite My Efforts Even My Prayers Have Turned into Threats by Kaveh Akbar

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It is not true that people stop pursuing dreams because they grow old, they grow old because they stop pursuing dreams.

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Memories Of My Melancholy Whores

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How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

— Satchel Paige, Unsourced quotes bu Satchel Page

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When you are 80 years old, and in a quiet moment of reflection narrating for only yourself the most personal version of your life story, the telling that will be most compact and meaningful will be the series of choices you have made. In the end, we are our choices.

— Jeff Bezos, Commencement Address at Princeton University, 2010

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Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.

— Shirley Bennett (Yvette Nicole Brown), Community, Season 1: The Politics of Human Sexuality

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Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.

— Yoko Ono, From Yoko Ono to Leonard Cohen – the old masters finding new inspiration

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But I was too young to know how to love her.

— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

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I never grew up, but I got old.

— Michael Dorris, Conversations with Louise Erdrich and Michael Dorris

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It seems to me that the years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready.

— Helen Mirrin, In the Frame: My Life in Words and Pictures

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I feel much younger at thirty than I did at twenty; firmer and stronger both in mind and body.

— Beatrix Potter, The Journal of Beatrix Potter from 1881 to 1898

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I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.

— Jason Mendoza (Manny Jacinto), The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution

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Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.

— Francis Bacon, Apothegms

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We all have souls of different ages.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned

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Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up.

— Philip Roth, The Dying Animal

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If you’re old, don’t try to change yourself, change your environment.

— B.F. Skinner, Unknown

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Only age gives time a measure of reality.

— Robert Pogue Harrison, Juvenescence: A Cultural History of Our Age

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I’m seventeen and I’m crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.

— Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

— A. A. Milne, Pooh's Little Instruction Book

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Two old guys were sitting on a park bench.
The first guy asked the second guy "what would you whether have this age; Parkinson or Alzheimer?" The second guy replied "Well I would whether have Parkinson's and spill my whiskey whether than forget where I put it." The first guy asked "what?"

— Paradise5551, Two old guys were sitting on a park bench

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People who grow older think they are so wise, she thought. Like time means anything at all.

— Joseph Fink, Welcome to Night Vale

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