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Matt Groening Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.”
— Matt Groening, Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Marge Simpson
Tagged: heart, Advice
“It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Colonel Homer
Tagged: Lie, Listen, two
“If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Colonel Homer
Tagged: Watch, Violence, Desensitized
“I’d rather let a thousand guilty men go free than chase after them.”
— Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons
Tagged: humor, Simpsons, The Simpsons
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Tagged: Trying, Failure, Failing, humor
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Tagged: Blame, Guilt, Moving On, Self-Pity
“Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leads. If anyone has any information, please dial '0' and ask for the police. That number again, '0.'”
— Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons, Season 1: The Telltale Head
Tagged: witnesses, suspects, leads, Police, Crime, information
“Well, at least here you’ll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.”
— Turanga Leela , Futurama, Season 1: Space Pilot 3000
Tagged: dignity, strip, Naked, Command
“Now we play the waiting game…Ahh, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos!”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Tagged: humor, The Simpsons, Simpsons
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
— Matt Groening, Life In Hell
Tagged: Love, Relationships, Pain
“Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you!”
— Russ Cargill, The Simpsons Movie
Tagged: Power, Control, Madness
“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
— Matt Groening, The Big Book of Hell
Tagged: Love, Bitter, Breakups, Pain, Heartbreak, Heartache
“I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.”
— Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
Tagged: humor, Business, Family, Success
“Moe: Moe's Tavern.

Bart: Hello, is Al there?

Moe: Al?

Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.

Moe: Lemme check... Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: Some Enchanted Evening
Tagged: Prank call, Pranks, Alcoholic
“All I want is what everyone wants: preferential treatment.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 23: Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
Tagged: Everyone, Wants, Needs, preferential treatment
“Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 1: The Telltale Head
Tagged: Space Mutants, Excited, impusle
“I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Tagged: Truth, humor, Lies, lying
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