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Mary Kay Place Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Charlie, honey, you gotta quit treating me like I'm some puny little heifer, honey, just 'cause I'm the teensiest littlest bit pregnant. Now, listen, I come from very hardy stock. A half hour before my grandmother birthed her thirteenth young'un, she was unloading 100-pound bags of fertilizer off the pickup.”
— Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 019
Tagged: Country Folk, Pickup Truck, Pregnancy
“Oh, Charlie, you make me feel bigger than Janis Joplin! When she was alive, that is.”
— Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 003
Tagged: janis joplin, Postmortem
“Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Mad Dogs and Servicemen
Tagged: Psychiatry
“Charlie Haggers: I wouldn't take no trip without some kind of protection. You never know what's lurkin' around out there, Loretta. I mean, be prepared, that's my motto. Be prepared.

Loretta Haggers: Isn't that somebody else's motto, too?

Charlie Haggers: The Boy Scouts of America. They don't fool around, neither.”
— Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 021
Tagged: be prepared, boy scouts of america
“Loretta Haggers: Y'know, Mary's been seeming kind of piqued lately, and I think I just stumbled on the truth of it. Mary Hartman ain't gettin' enough Vitamin L from her man Tom.

Charlie Haggers: Vitamin L?

Loretta Haggers: Vitamin Love. I think I oughtta write a song about that.”
— Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 005
Tagged: Vitamin L, Love, Vitamin Love, Country Music
“Loretta Haggers: [regains consciousness, groggy] What happened?

Charlie Haggers: Oh, honey, we had an accident, hit a station wagon full of nuns.

Loretta Haggers: A station wagon full of nuns? Is that a sin?

Charlie Haggers: Well, baby, if you're Catholic, but we're not Catholic.

Loretta Haggers: Oh, good. I mean, you know, under the circumstances and everything, no offense to the Catholics.”
— Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 024
Tagged: Nuns, Catholic, Sin
“Charlie Haggers: You really planning to sell that fella's song for him in Nashville?

Loretta Haggers: Yeah, I got to, y'know, I gave him my word.

Charlie Haggers: That's a terrible song! And after what he had in mind to do to you.

Loretta Haggers: Oh, honey, both he and his song are just sickeningly tacky, you know? But I tell you, dear, when a man gives you a choice between sellin' his song or rapin' ya, I'm gonna pick sellin' his song!”
— Loretta Haggers, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 024
Tagged: Nashville, Music Industry, Sexual Harassment, Bad Choices
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