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Mary Kay Bergman

Mary Kay Bergman

Character

AKA Kay Bergman

Birthday June 5, 1961

Birthplace Los Angeles, California, United States

Death November 11, 1999

Manner of Death Suicide

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Actor, Voice Actor, Actor

Spouse Dino Andrade

Characters Portrayed

Total quotes (4)

Chief Running Water: I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.

Mrs. Cartman: 'Oh Chief, I want your hot man-chowder.'

Chief Running Water: Whoa, Hell-o!

— Ms. Cartman (Mary Kay Bergman), South Park, Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

Hot Man-chowder Romantic

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Barbra Streisand: You know who I am?

Officer Barbrady: Well you aren't Fiona Apple, and if you aren't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass!

Barbra Streisand: [screams in anger]

Officer Barbrady: Whoa, what a bitch!

— Barbra Streisand (Mary Kay Bergman), South Park, Season 1: Mecha-Streisand

fiona apple Barbra Streisand Bitch

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Nurse: When was the fetus conceived?

Mrs. Cartman: Eight years ago.

Nurse: So that would make the fetus—

Mrs. Cartman: Eight years old.

Nurse: That places you in what we call the fortieth trimester.

— Ms. Cartman (Mary Kay Bergman), South Park, Season 2: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

Fetus Pregnancy

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Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you?

Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.

Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.

Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life...

Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen?

Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.

Wendy: [flips her off] Don't fuck with me!

Ms. Ellen: What?!

Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch or I'll whoop your sorry ho-ass back to last year! [sweetly] Bye, Ms. Ellen!

— Wendy (Mary Kay Bergman), South Park, Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty

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