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Mary Kay Bergman Quotes

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“Chief Running Water: I knew that she wanted me because she kept saying romantic things.

Mrs. Cartman: 'Oh Chief, I want your hot man-chowder.'

Chief Running Water: Whoa, Hell-o!”
— Ms. Cartman, South Park, Season 1: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Tagged: Hot Man-chowder, Romantic
“Barbra Streisand: You know who I am?

Officer Barbrady: Well you aren't Fiona Apple, and if you aren't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass!

Barbra Streisand: [screams in anger]

Officer Barbrady: Whoa, what a bitch!”
— Barbra Streisand, South Park, Season 1: Mecha-Streisand
Tagged: fiona apple, Barbra Streisand, Bitch
“Nurse: When was the fetus conceived?

Mrs. Cartman: Eight years ago.

Nurse: So that would make the fetus—

Mrs. Cartman: Eight years old.

Nurse: That places you in what we call the fortieth trimester.”
— Ms. Cartman, South Park, Season 2: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
Tagged: Fetus, Pregnancy
“Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you?

Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.

Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan.

Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life...

Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen?

Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy.

Wendy: [flips her off] Don't fuck with me!

Ms. Ellen: What?!

Wendy: You heard me! Stay away from my man, bitch or I'll whoop your sorry ho-ass back to last year! [sweetly] Bye, Ms. Ellen!”
— Wendy, South Park, Season 1: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Tagged: Catfights
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