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Martin Lawrence

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Martin Lawrence Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Martin Lawrence

Birthname

AKA: Martin Lawrence

Birthday: April 16, 1965

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Voice Actor, Film Director, Film Producer

Total quotes: 5

“Don't fuck with Captain Whack. You will get whacked for fucking with Captain Whack.”

— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum

Tagged: Fuck, Fucking

“It's prime mating season. Seaweed is an aphrodisiac.”

— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum

Tagged: Mating Season, Seaweed, Aphrodisiac

“I got to feed my coke addicted parrot.”

— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum

Tagged: Parrots on Drugs

“Captain Wack: I only had four deaths on my watch.

Moondog: Only four?

Captain Wack: Four deaths in over eight straight years of dolphin touring. It's a terrific record. Now, I've been stripped of my license temporarily on five separate occasions but each time, I get it reinstated due to a technicality I never quite understood.”

— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum

Tagged: Death, Dolphins

“ Now, what he failed to mention, that these dolphins have got a sort of corkscrew pecker. A little, whippy, winding ranky-cank thing. It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. And it's orgy season. So hopefully, we will get to see something, some real wild stuff. Everybody's fucking, they're really horny this time of the season.”

— Captain Wack, The Beach Bum

Tagged: Pecker, corkscrew, Orgy, Fucking, Horny

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