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Manny Jacinto

Manny Jacinto Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Manny Jacinto

character

Birthday: August 19, 1987

Birthplace: Manila, Metro Manila, Philippines

Total quotes: 4

“I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.”

— Jason Mendoza, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution

Tagged: Age, Old, Die, young, joke, Relatable

“Here's the thing. I'm nice to you, and you're mean to me. There's something wrong about that, but I can't put my finger on what it is.”

— Jason Mendoza, The Good Place, Season 2: Janet and Michael

Tagged: One-Sided Relationship, Toxic Relationships

“Jason: You're saying a lot of words right now, and I only know some of them, like 'rat' and 'Jason,' but I know a little wisdom I can give you.

Michael: I know everything that happened in your life, and it was all stupid, so I highly doubt that.”

— Jason Mendoza, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution

Tagged: joke, Stupid, Sassy, Wisdom, Ignorance

“Eleanor: What do we do?

Jason: We team up with Michael.

Eleanor: Okay, hot take, but I like your confidence. Tell me why.

Jason: He has a bow tie.

Eleanor: Oh, no.

Jason: I always trust dudes in bow ties. Once, this guy in a bow tie came up to me at the gun range in a Jacksonville bus station and said he'd give me $600 if I put these weird turtles in my duffle bag and brought them to Daytona Beach. So I hotwired a swamp boat to Daytona and the guy paid me the $600. My point is, you always trust dudes in bow ties.”

— Jason Mendoza, The Good Place, Season 2: Team Cockroach

Tagged: Bow Tie, Fashion, joke, Hot Takes, Crime, Trust, Trustworthy

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