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Lucille Ball Quotes
Birthday: | August 6, 1911 |
Birthplace: | Jamestown, New York, United States |
Death: | April 26, 1989 |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Model, Actor |
Spouse: | Desi Arnaz, Gary Morton |
Total quotes: 30

Lucille Ball
BirthnameBirthday: August 6, 1911
Birthplace: Jamestown, New York, United States
Death: April 26, 1989
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Model, Actor
Spouse: Desi Arnaz, Gary Morton
Total quotes: 30
“Ricky Ricardo: What do you want me to do, starve to death?
Lucy Ricardo: Would you, please?”
Lucy Ricardo: Would you, please?”
Tagged:
starve to death, argument
“I'm going to get rid of this fat if I have to chop it off with a cleaver.”
Tagged:
Fat shaming, fad diets
“Lucy Ricardo: Hello, I'm looking for Risky Riskardo.
Ricky Ricardo: Oh, well I'm Ricky Ricardo.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh nice to meet you, do you know where I can find Risky Riskardo?”
Ricky Ricardo: Oh, well I'm Ricky Ricardo.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh nice to meet you, do you know where I can find Risky Riskardo?”
Tagged:
Mispronunciations
“Here I am with all this talent bottled up inside of me and you're always sitting on the cork.”
Tagged:
Talent, talent show
“Ricky Ricardo: I was clearing out the desk and I found this.
Lucy Ricardo: Why, it's our marriage license.
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah.
Lucy Ricardo: Well, what's the matter? Don't tell me it's expired!”
Lucy Ricardo: Why, it's our marriage license.
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah.
Lucy Ricardo: Well, what's the matter? Don't tell me it's expired!”
Tagged:
marriage license, expired
“Ricky Ricardo: [discussing operetta Lucy wrote, but does not know she wrote it] Who wrote this thing, anyway?
Lucy Ricardo: Who wrote it? Have you ever heard of Victor Herbert?
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah.
Lucy Ricardo: Well all right, then.”
Lucy Ricardo: Who wrote it? Have you ever heard of Victor Herbert?
Ricky Ricardo: Yeah.
Lucy Ricardo: Well all right, then.”
Tagged:
operetta, victor herbert
“Lucy Ricardo: I'm living on borrowed time. It was only by a very clever ruse that I managed to escape from their apartment.
Police Sergeant: What was that?
Lucy Ricardo: I pretended to be a chair.
Police Sergeant: I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?”
Police Sergeant: What was that?
Lucy Ricardo: I pretended to be a chair.
Police Sergeant: I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?”
Tagged:
Paranoia, borrowed time
“Lucy Ricardo: You might be going through life with the wrong name. Hey, I better figure out the right one for you! Maybe if you're something besides Five, it'll help our vibration.
Ricky Ricardo: Lucy!
Lucy Ricardo: What?
Ricky Ricardo: Don't you like the way I vibrate?”
Ricky Ricardo: Lucy!
Lucy Ricardo: What?
Ricky Ricardo: Don't you like the way I vibrate?”
Tagged:
Wrong Name, vibration
“Lucy Ricardo: Well it all started when I was a little girl. I was riding around on the streetcar and I looked up and there was a box and it said take one. So I took one.
Dr. Tom Robinson: Well there was nothing wrong with that.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty hands, even though it didn't say take one. I took a bright new penny, I took a bicycle, I took a little boy!
Dr. Tom Robinson: You took a little boy?
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, but my mother made me give him back!”
Dr. Tom Robinson: Well there was nothing wrong with that.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty hands, even though it didn't say take one. I took a bright new penny, I took a bicycle, I took a little boy!
Dr. Tom Robinson: You took a little boy?
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, but my mother made me give him back!”
Tagged:
Kleptomania, Kidnapping
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