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Sonja: I do want him to fly straight.

LuAnn: Don't worry he's going to get his wings clipped if he doesn't.

— Herself, The Real Housewives of New York City, Season 9: It Girl, Interrupted

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I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Subway

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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

— Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

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I've had men trying to shut me up since I was a little girl. What is it about little girls that scares men so much?

— Valeria Solanas (Lena Dunham), American Horror Story, Cult: Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag

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That's what men do—they make you think you're crazy so that they can have their fun.

— Moira O'Hara (Alexandra Breckenridge), American Horror Story, Murder House: Rubber Man

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All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house!

— Sofia (Oprah Winfrey), The Color Purple

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Never send a boy to do a woman's job.

— Kate Libby / 'Acid Burn' (Angelina Jolie), Hackers

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Men are dogs.

— Sue Ann (Octavia Spencer), Ma

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Sabrina: Who would do such a thing?

Madam Satan: Men.

— Sabrina (Kiernan Shipka), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Seven: Feast of Feasts

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Leigh Anne Touhy: Michael, I want you to have a good time but if you get a girl pregnant out of wedlock, I will crawl into the car, drive up to Oxford and cut off your penis.

S.J. Tuohy: She means it.

— Leigh Anne Tuohy (Sandra Bullock), The Blind Side

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I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 3: The Subway

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I'm not naive to the ways of men. Their need to objectify, conquer. They see what they want to see. Women, however, see into the soul of a person.

— Moira O'Hara (Alexandra Breckenridge), American Horror Story, Murder House: Murder House

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We took their boyhoods. Until you release the birds, those four boys...won’t be rising to any occasion.

— Prudence Night (Tati Gabrielle), Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two: The Dark Baptism

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I grew up around men like you. You have your nice suit and your expensive desk... and six months after you're dead no one will ever remember you lived. I look forward to forgetting you.

— Amelia Davenport (Sarah Jones), Damnation, Season 1: The Emperor of Ice Cream

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I hope you don't screw like you type.

— Kate Libby / 'Acid Burn' (Angelina Jolie), Hackers

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What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

— Unknown, 50 Brilliant Sarcastic Jokes That Will Crack You Up When You’re Feeling Snarky

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He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head.

— Anna (Michelle Arthur), GoldenEye

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Be careful in the world of men, Diana. They do not deserve you. You have been my greatest love. Today, you are my greatest sorrow.

— Steve Trevor (Chris Pine), Wonder Woman

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Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.

— Mrs. Winifred Banks (Glynis Johns), Mary Poppins

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I need to know that when Jaden comes here that you are going to put our daughter first. You get distracted, Kenny, by shiny objects.

— Molly Kagan (Debra Messing), The Starter Wife, Season 1: Hour 3

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Trooper Pasternak: Why is it when men kill themselves, it gets everywhere, but women don't leave a mess, like they were never there?

David Rossi: Women worry about who has to clean up. Men don't give a damn.

— David Rossi (Joe Mantegna), Criminal Minds, Season 5: ...A Thousand Words

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Michael Oher: Mr. Touhy sleeps on the couch?

Leigh Anne Touhy: Only when he's bad.

— Michael "Big Mike" Oher (Quinton Aaron), The Blind Side

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Why shouldn’t you let a man’s mind wander? Because it’s way too little to be out all alone.

— Unknown, 30 Hilarious Jokes For Feminists Because Women Are Awesome

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Only a man would waste $50 trying to win back that $3 stuffed animal.

— Jennifer Jareau (A. J. Cook), Criminal Minds, Season 3: Damaged

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