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Louis Sachar Quotes
|Birthday:||March 20, 1954|
|Educated At:||University Of California, Berkeley, University Of California, Hastings College Of The Law, Antioch College, Antioch University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Writer, Children's Writer, Screenwriter|
Birthday: March 20, 1954
Educated At: University Of California, Berkeley, University Of California, Hastings College Of The Law, Antioch College, Antioch University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Writer, Children's Writer, Screenwriter
Mr. Sir: If you don’t bother them they won’t bother you and ya won’t get bitten and die. Usually.”
Mr. Sir: It ain’t.”
Stanley: I do.”
Stanley: Thank you, Mr. Sir.”
Zig-Zag: Yeah...yeah that’s Keith Barrenger.
Zig-Zag: He was in my math class.”
Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.”
Stanley: How fine this Mary Lou must’ve looked like in a bikini.”
Stanley: Excuse me?”
Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.”
Kissin’ Kate Barlow: Oh, Sam, my heart is breaking.
Sam: I can fix that.”
Mr. Pendanski: I’ll fill the canteens.”
Stanley: I don’t know, a great big Frosty-Freeze?
Zero: Good, ’cause I could use a hot fudge sundae.”
Mr. Pendanski: I wouldn’t tell the queen bee that.
Mr. Sir: I ain’t on stupid pills.”
Stanley: Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, ‘cause it’s Yelnats backwards. It’s this little...tradition.”
Zero: I can’t read.”
Squid: From a store or were they on someone’s feet?
Zig-Zag: No, he killed the guy first, just left out that little detail, huh?”
Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that’s who it is.
Mr. Pendanski: No, you.”
X-Ray: Did you see the Caveman back there?
Stanley: I don’t wanna mess with anybody.
Zig-Zag: Come on, Caveman.
Stanley: ...I’m Caveman?
Zero: Better than Barfbag.”
Stanley: Exactly...Hector, I feel lucky.
Zero: [laughing] The onions have gone to your head.
Stanley: What do you say we dig one more hole?”
Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
Mr. Pendanski: I’m depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.”