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Louie Anderson

Louie Anderson

Birthname

AKA Louie Anderson

Birthday March 24, 1953

Birthplace Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Comedian, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Christine Baskets

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I don’t take orders from you anymore, Chip. I’m out of the rodeo.

— Christine Baskets (Louie Anderson), Baskets, Season 3: Thanksgiving

Rodeo orders Assertiveness

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The truth goes down a lot easier when a joke is attached to it.

— Louie Anderson, via twitter.com

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Blanche: [after being awakened by the ringing phone] I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!
Dorothy: Boy, that's pretty jumpy.

— Blanche Devereaux (Rue Mcclanahan), The Golden Girls, Season 1: Job Hunting

Prison Rodeo Jumpy

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I'd like to direct at some point. But I don't know because 10 years ago I would have never imagined that I'd be here. So in 10 years from now, I might be running a rodeo.

— Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence: Hates Dieting, Doesn't Mind Looking a Little Chubby

Directing Future Rodeo

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All right, folks; stand back, clear the area, this is a crime scene, now. Secure the parameter, dust for prints, check for fibers, scan for DNA, I want a urine sample from everyone and get me a latte. Don't mix up the two.

— Rango (voice) (Johnny Depp), Rango

orders Direction folks stand back Crime scene parameter Prints DNA urine sample latte

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Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders!

Steve Rogers: The hell I can't! I'm a Captain!

— Steve Rogers / Captain America (Chris Evans), Captain America: The First Avenger

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Don’t tell me what I can’t do!

— John Locke, Lost

possibilities Dreams orders

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Don't tell your partner to cum for you. Yes, I know you have their best intentions at heart when you say it, but honestly, it isn’t really going to help matters. No matter how much you tell your partner to cum it just isn’t going to happen. You actually need to give them pleasure for it to work.

— Emma Ziff, 20 DOs and DONTs of Sex

Never Do During Sex orders dirty talk

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Dean: Sam, put the gun down.

Sam: Is that an order?

Dean: No, it's more of a friendly request.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 1: Asylum

Guns Standoff Friendly Request orders

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She's your partner. Not your servant, not your sex slave, and not your punching bag. — Oliver Markus

She's your partner. Not your servant, not your sex slave, and not your punching bag.

— Oliver Markus, Sex and Crime: Oliver's Strange Journey

Women orders Control H4D-7

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Bitches be telling the dude to go deeper while having sex. Now if he could, he would. You don't hear him yelling tighter, tighter.

— Horny Facts™, via twitter.com

Sex Tweets orders Deeper Tighter

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Ned: Hidilly-hey!

Homer: Go home.

Ned: Toodledy-do!

— Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta), The Simpsons, Season 5: Cape Feare

mean greetings Home orders

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Malcolm: There’s plenty of orders of mine that she didn’t obey!

Wash: Name one!

Malcolm: She married you!

— Cheryl Cain and Joss Whedon, Firefly, Season 1: War Stories

obedience orders Marriage insults

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If you think you can use me and get away with it, then you haven't been paying attention.

— Violet Adams (Liza Koshy), Freakish, Season 1: Detention

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But me, I'm not about to start letting these people control me, judge me, tell me how to live my life.

— Abe Gaines (Rockmond Dunbar), The Path, Season 2: Restitution

empowerment Assertiveness Control

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Don't tell me what I want and don't want.

— Jennifer Jareau (A. J. Cook), Criminal Minds, Season 2: Revelations

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Natalie Green: Don't call me a geek!

Tootie Ramsey: I'll call you anything I want!

— Tootie Ramsey (Kim Fields), The Facts of Life, Season 3: The Four Musketeers

geek insults Assertiveness

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More drinking, less feeling.

— Mick Rory / Heat Wave (Dominic Purcell), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 1: Fail-Safe

Drinking Culture Drinking Feeling Alcohol Intoxicated emotions joke

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I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.

— Jason Mendoza (Manny Jacinto), The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution

Age Old Die young joke Relatable

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Friend: Let's go somewhere else.

Eddy: Where? You know I don't like places!

— Eddy (Ser Anzoategui), Vida, Season 1: Episode 3

Places humor Leave upset angry joke Fight

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People hide things from one another. They lie, they joke, they tell you what they think you want to hear.

— Miranda Shaw (Aunjanue Ellis), Quantico, Season 1: America

hiding things Lie joke hear what you want to hear

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I’ll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

— Kanye West, Triumph of the West

saying telling conveying expressing disguising words serious joke disguising serious topics as joke making people laugh People

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Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.

— Nate Heywood (Nick Zano), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 3: Aruba-Con

shot Violence model Sears Sassy Snarky joke

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So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!

— Morgan Cavanaugh (Elisa Donovan), Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Spellmanian Slip

joke Science Science Joke Nuclear Pun

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Claire: Where did you learn to kiss like that?

Jamie: I said I was a virgin, not a monk.

— Jamie Fraser (Sam Heughan), Outlander, Book One: The Wedding

joke virgin Monk romance kiss Relationship Love

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