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Lily Tomlin

24 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Sep 1, 1939 · American · Female

Mary Jean "Lily" Tomlin (born September 1, 1939) is an American actress, comedian, writer, singer, and producer. Tomlin began her career as a stand-up comedian, and performing Off-Broadway during the 1960s. Her breakout role was performing as a cast member on the variety show Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In from 1969 until 1973. She currently stars on the Netflix series Grace and Frankie as Frankie Bergstein. Her performance as Frankie garnered her nominations for the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series in 2015 and 2016. In 1974, Tomlin was cast by Robert Altman in her first film; her performance as Linnea Reese in Nashville won her several awards and nominations for the Golden Globe and Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress In 1977, her performance as Margo Sperling in The Late Show won her the Best Actress Award at the Berlin International Film Festival and nominations for the Golden Globe and BAFTA Award for Best Lead Actress. Her other notable films include 9 to 5 (1980), All of Me (1984), Flirting with Disaster (1996), Tea with Mussolini (1999), I Heart Huckabees (2004), and Grandma (2015). Her signature role was written by her wife (then partner), Jane Wagner, in a show titled The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe which opened on Broadway in 1985 and won Tomlin the Tony Award for Best Lead Actress in a Play. She is also known as the voice of Ms. Frizzle on the children's series The Magic School Bu

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From “The Vows”

And I am a certified amateur psychologist.

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From “The End”

Frankie Bergstein: What brand would you smoke if your husband turned out to be gay? Clerk: Uh, Newports? Frankie Bergstein: For 20 years? Clerk: Lucky's.

When Your Husband Turns Out To Be Gay

This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.

Funny TV Shows Moms Drugs Psychodelica

Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?

Funny TV Shows Moms

You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.

Funny Drugs Mom TV Shows

From “The Dinner”

You can't see me, you can't stop me.

Sneaky Stealing Stop Me See Me

From “The Funeral”

Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress? Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?' Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?

ass Ass Hugging Tight Dress Called Out

Sweet, muscular Jesus!

Strong Jesus

When you left, I thought my life was over. I can't sleep in that big fucking bed without him. But I did it. And now I love having that bed to myself, it's fantastic, I sleep in a giant X! You know what this means? Im okay, and I'm going to be okay. Ta-da, congratulate me.

Getting Over A Divorce Best Parts of Divorce

If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.

Funny Mom TV Shows Drinking

From “The Fall”

I struggle to believe you.

Belief Struggle Doubt

From “The Invitation”

Grace: Fold the corners. No, fold. Fold the corners. Frankie: They're round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch. Grace: Well, I can do it. Frankie: I rest my case.

witch Rest My case Domestic Folding chores

Grace: Sol's probably going to ask you to do an interpretive dance. Frankie: I don't think I can. I mean, I could. I mean, I usually see where my body takes me in the moment.

dance Interpretive Dance Body Body Movements Free Spirit

From “The Bachelor Party”

Grace: You are in need of some serious cheering up. Frankie: I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. It's an honest down, and since you are so up, there's a homeostatic balance.

Cheering Up A Little Down Homeostatic Balance Sad Times Pick Me Up

I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.

Gaining Weight Gaining Weight Wisdom

I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.

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From “The Loophole”

Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!

Golden Retriever hugs sweet Kind Warm

FLIMSY!

Flimsy Declaration Shock Awe Surprised

From “The Bender”

F*** that noise!

Noise Dismissive annoyed Objection

Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.

Drunk Drinking Alcohol Metaphor Day Drinking

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