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Lily Tomlin Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Frankie Bergstein: What brand would you smoke if your husband turned out to be gay? 

Clerk: Uh, Newports? 

Frankie Bergstein: For 20 years? 

Clerk: Lucky's.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: When Your Husband Turns Out To Be Gay
“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 2: The Bender
Tagged: Drunk, Drinking, Alcohol, Metaphor, Day Drinking, Drunk In The Morning
“Grace: You are in need of some serious cheering up.

Frankie: I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. It's an honest down, and since you are so up, there's a homeostatic balance.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Bachelor Party
Tagged: Cheering Up, A Little Down, Homeostatic Balance, Sad Times, Pick Me Up
“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows
“Everybody needs to toughen up and get me resurrected before I really lose my shit!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 4: The Expiration Date
Tagged: dead
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral
Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Drinking
“Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms
“Once you see the real me, you are gonna run for the hills.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 4: The Expiration Date
Tagged: real me, Under It All We're Monsters, The Monster Within
“Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 2: The Loophole
Tagged: Golden Retriever, hugs, sweet, Kind, Warm, Yelling
“You can't see me, you can't stop me.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Dinner
Tagged: Sneaky, Stealing, Stop Me, See Me
“Grace: Fold the corners. No, fold. Fold the corners.

Frankie: They're round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch.

Grace: Well, I can do it.

Frankie: I rest my case.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Invitation
Tagged: witch, Rest My case, Domestic, Folding, chores
“Sweet, muscular Jesus!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral
Tagged: Strong Jesus
“And I am a certified amateur psychologist.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Vows
Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Parents
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