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Lauren Ambrose

Lauren Ambrose

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Birthday February 20, 1978

Birthplace New Haven, Connecticut, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor

Spouse Sam Handel

Characters Portrayed

Claire Fisher

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I wish that just once people wouldn't act like the clichés that they are.

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 1: The Foot

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The world is ending out there, and people are just getting cosmetic surgery and watching debutantes get screwed up the ass.

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 4: Terror Starts At Home

Cosmetic Surgery End of the World Debutantes Anal Sex

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Well it’s like how many evildoers do you have to kill before you become one yourself, you know?

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 4: Terror Starts At Home

Evildoers Murder

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If we live our lives the right way, then every single thing we do becomes a work of art.

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 2: The Liar and the Whore

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I'm just trying to prepare for the worst so when it actually happens, I don't feel so awful.

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 3: Death Works Overtime

Prepared worst Awful

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Society propagates this vision of people hooking up and staying together forever. In reality, how often does that actually happen?

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 4: Grinding The Corn

Society hookup culture Monogamy

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Anita: [about Russell] I could have sworn he was gay. He's knitting!

Claire: Haven't you noticed a lot of straight guys knit these days? It's like a macho thing. Like, ‘I’m so straight I can even knit!’

— Claire Fisher (Lauren Ambrose), Six Feet Under, Season 4: Parallel Play

straight gay macho Knitting

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The sky is not the limit. Your mind is.

— Lynette Simeone, via twitter.com

Inspirational Cliches Limits

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I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message.

— Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder), The Vampire Diaries, Season 1: Isobel

Cliches Killing the Messanger How To Send A Message Making Your Point Hurt

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Life isn’t fair. It’s hard and cruel. You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.

— Abe Weinberg (Tony Shalhoub), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Pilot

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Paint a picture. It'll take longer.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Painting Pictures Cliches

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Follow your heart. It's in a cooler in the back of that van up ahead. Step on it. They're getting away.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches Hearts Follow Your Heart

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When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches House Windows

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Live every day like it's your first.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches love life Life

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If you fear something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s probably going to kill you.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches Freedom Murder

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Virgos exist to bring order to the world. You can be air dropped into a mess and in half an hour you will have tamed the chaos into something Instagrammable and functional with some optimal combination of spreadsheets, ergonomics, stackable bins, and notebooks.

— Kiki O'Keeffe, The Cliche You Should Embrace, According to the Zodiac

Cliches Zodiac Signs I'm Virgo Leave Me Alone

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Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, you remember that old saying, 'birds of a feather smell the same'?

Lucy Ricardo: You mean 'a rose by any other name flocks together'?

Ricky Ricardo: [Thinks a moment] Yeah.

— Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball), I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Gossip

Cliches Confusion

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Violet Crawley: Will you have enough clichés to get you through the visit?

Isobel Merton: If not, I'll come to you.

— Violet Crawley (Maggie Smith), Downton Abbey

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Like all good ad clichés, it manages to suggest everything and mean nothing.

— David Foster Wallace, Consider the Lobster: And Other Essays

Advertising Cliches

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It's difficult to see eye to eye. When you smush 2 people's eyes up against each other, they can't see much and also really want you to stop.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Eyes Vision Cliches

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will have plenty of time to regret your hubris as you drift for infinity through the void.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches Encouragement motivation

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Put your money where your mouth is. Better put your keys, phone & ID in there too. Lots of pickpockets in the streets.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Pickpockets Money Mouth Cliches

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Home is where the heart is. It’s also where the cameras and listening devices are. Also insects. Lots of insects in that home.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches Home heart

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Be careful what you wish for, because it probably won't come true and life is mostly about expectation management.

— Night Vale podcast, via twitter.com

Cliches Expectations wishes

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Sam Healy: You know, Red... Marriage is a two-way street.

Red: And you can't swim without getting wet. See, I can say cliches too.

— Galina 'Red' Reznikov (Kate Mulgrew), Orange Is the New Black, Season 3: Bed Bugs and Beyond

Marriage Cliches Two Way Street

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