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Kurtwood Smith Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.

Red: Well, that's, that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you're up for Miss America.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Streaking
Tagged: political, Opinion, Valid, worth hearing, Sassy, sarcastic, Miss America
“Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Hyde Moves In
Tagged: wash up, Request, head up your ass, difficult, Sassy
“ I just wanna say...when my time comes, I want to be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 3: Who Wants It More
Tagged: time comes, Death, buried, face down, Kiss my ass
“Eric: Well, first the egg travels down the fallopian tube to the uterus where it attaches to the wall...

Red: Eric, for God's sakes, that's no language for a woman to hear!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Eric's Birthday
Tagged: egg, fallopian tube, uterus, Pregnancy, Language, Woman
“Eric: Hey...leggo my Eggo.

Red: Hey...leggo my foot up your ass!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Jackie Says Cheese
Tagged: leggo my eggo, waffle, Threat, Foot
“Eric: I'm... sleepwalking?

Red: And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Eric's Hot Cousin
Tagged: Sleepwalking, kicking, Kicking Ass
“Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you ... is because you're a dumbass. Now fix it.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Thanksgiving
Tagged: Bad Luck, Dumbass, Sassy, fix it
“So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete, the only smart thing about you is your mouth... and just look at you!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Love, Wisconsin Style
Tagged: proud, athlete, Mouth, Sassy
“Kitty: Here you go Red, Belgian waffles.

Eric: What's so Belgian about them?

Red: They crumbled at the hands of the Nazis.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 5: Misty Mountain Hop
Tagged: belgian waffles, breakfast, crumbled, Nazis
“Red: Are you on dope? Are you?

Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization—

Red: My foot kicking your ass.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Water Tower
Tagged: Dope, Weed, Counseling, beating up
“Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I'm sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 5: Going to California
Tagged: Luke Skywalker, Sick, Tired, little fruit
“Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Stolen Car
Tagged: responsible, nipples, Twisted
“That's your own brain comprehending its own stupidity.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 3: Hyde's Christmas Rager
Tagged: Brain, comprehending, stupidity, Insult, Diss
“ Ah good, all the half-wits are here.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Prank Day
Tagged: Good, Sassy, half-wits
“I love that woman with a FIERY PASSION...that consumes my soul!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Leo Loves Kitty
Tagged: Woman, Love, Fiery, Passion, Soul
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