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Kurtwood Smith Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Eric: Uh, well, I believe that everyone's political opinion is valid and worth hearing.

Red: Well, that's, that's perfect Eric. Use that line when you're up for Miss America.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Streaking
Tagged: political, Opinion, Valid, worth hearing, Sassy, sarcastic, Miss America
“Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 1: Hyde Moves In
Tagged: wash up, Request, head up your ass, difficult, Sassy
“ I just wanna say...when my time comes, I want to be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 3: Who Wants It More
Tagged: time comes, Death, buried, face down, Kiss my ass
“Eric: Hey...leggo my Eggo.

Red: Hey...leggo my foot up your ass!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Jackie Says Cheese
Tagged: leggo my eggo, waffle, Threat, Foot
“Eric: I'm... sleepwalking?

Red: And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Eric's Hot Cousin
Tagged: Sleepwalking, kicking, Kicking Ass
“Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I'm sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 5: Going to California
Tagged: Luke Skywalker, Sick, Tired, little fruit
“That's your own brain comprehending its own stupidity.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 3: Hyde's Christmas Rager
Tagged: Brain, comprehending, stupidity, Insult, Diss
“ Ah good, all the half-wits are here.”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Prank Day
Tagged: Good, Sassy, half-wits
“I love that woman with a FIERY PASSION...that consumes my soul!”
— Red Forman , That '70s Show, Season 4: Leo Loves Kitty
Tagged: Woman, Love, Fiery, Passion, Soul
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