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Kristofor Brown Quotes
Educated At: | University Of Wisconsin–Oshkosh |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Voice Actor, Screenwriter |
Total quotes: 31
Kristofor Brown
BirthnameEducated At: University Of Wisconsin–Oshkosh
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Voice Actor, Screenwriter
Total quotes: 31
“Butt-head: [to McVicker] You just weren't reaching us, dude.
Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
Tagged:
reaching, Double Entendre
“[Beavis and Butt-head walk up to a female police officer who is posing as a prostitute]
Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much?
Officer: Fifty.
Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much?
Officer: Fifty.
Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
Tagged:
undercover cop, prostitution
“Buzzcut: And what about your patent disregard for Beavis! Do you not care a rat's ass for the safety of your closest companion!?
Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
Tagged:
Compassion
“T.V. voiceover: You're watching PBS.
Butt-head: He said 'B.S.'
Beavis: But first he said 'pee.'”
Butt-head: He said 'B.S.'
Beavis: But first he said 'pee.'”
Tagged:
Juvenile Humor, PBS
“I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning, just to, like, get us to go to school.”
Tagged:
Television, Morning TV
“We're never gonna score! We’ll get cars and like, we'll get jobs, and we'll have to like, mow lawns and scrub the grill, but we're never gonna score ever! It's gonna suck!”
Tagged:
Getting Laid, scoring
“Kindergarden teacher: Butt-head, are you angry?
Butt-head: I'm, like, angry at numbers.
Beavis: There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.”
Butt-head: I'm, like, angry at numbers.
Beavis: There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.”
Tagged:
Innumerate, Anger
“Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls.
Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls."
Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.”
Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls."
Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.”
Tagged:
balls, Double Entendre
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