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Kristofor Brown

31 quotesVoice Actor · United States Of America · Male

Kristofor Brown is an American writer, producer, director and voice actor. He was head writer of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head. He made his feature film writing debut for the 2008 comedy Drillbit Taylor, which he also co-produced. Brown is a graduate from the University of Wisconsin–Oshkosh where he was a member of Sigma Pi fraternity. He received an Outstanding Young Alumni Award from UW-Oshkosh in 1994. He did voice-over work on numerous Beavis and Butt-Head episodes, specials and the feature film Beavis and Butt-Head Do America. 2Career Prior to working as head writer, voice director and co-producer of Beavis and Butt-Head, he joined DIC Entertainment where he worked as a production assistant/production coordinator on Captain N and The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 (all segments), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures, The Real Ghostbusters (1990-1991 episodes), Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990 episodes), G.I. Joe (1990-1991 episodes), Sonic the Hedgehog and Stunt Dawgs. He has worked as a writer for television comedy including The Tom Green Show, Undeclared, Oliver Beene, The Stones, VH1 ILL-ustrated, Metalocalypse, Blue Mountain State, Supah Ninjas, and Kirby Buckets. He has worked as an executive producer for Disney XD's Kirby Buckets, where he directed five episode

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From “The Great Cornholio”

I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.

I don't know what your problem is, but I simply cannot have students roaming the hallways during class, interrupting other classes, and giving prophecies of a great plague.

Juvenile Delinquency Prophecies

I need TP for my bunghole!

Funny Moments 90s TV Series 90s TV

From “Ball Breakers”

Beavis: I hope there's a human head inside! Butt-head: Yeah. Or maybe a human butt.

This bowling ball isn't human! It doesn't feel pain! It can't be reasoned with!

Y'know, like, this band sucks. But it's like, they suck like, in new ways, y'know. Like, they suck in ways we haven't, like, seen stuff suck before.

From “Water Safety”

Buzzcut: And what about your patent disregard for Beavis! Do you not care a rat's ass for the safety of your closest companion!? Butt-head: Uhh…no.

Compassion

From “Blackout!”

[watching a Radiohead music video] Sometimes, if I have a boner that won't go down, I listen to this kind of music.

[watching a Morrissey music video] Get off the ground and stop whining, you wuss!

From “Late Night with Butt-head”

[Beavis and Butt-head are pitching a show idea to Mr. Van Driessen] Mr. Van Driessen: Now, I'm sure you have a fantastic concept. I'm going to close my eyes, and I want you to wow me. Butt-head: ...Uh, is that allowed on school property?

From “The Final Judgment Of Beavis”

Beavis: So, like, in heaven, will all the chicks do anything I want? St. Peter: No. Beavis: That sucks. Do I get X-ray vision? Can I get some nachos? St. Peter: No. Beavis: Are you sure this is heaven?

Heaven St. Peter Chicks Nachos X-Ray Vision

From “Madame Blavatsky”

Butt-head: I didn't know you were psychic, Beavis. Beavis: Yeah, remember what those doctors said on those tests? Butt-head: No, Beavis, they said you were psycho.

Psychic psycho Homonyms

From “Right On”

Gus Baker: Hey! We're on the air! You can't use that language! Beavis: We use language?

Language Profanity

From “Manners Suck”

I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning, just to, like, get us to go to school.

Television Morning TV

From “Mr. Anderson's Balls”

Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls. Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls." Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.

balls Double Entendre

From “Teen Talk”

We're never gonna score! We’ll get cars and like, we'll get jobs, and we'll have to like, mow lawns and scrub the grill, but we're never gonna score ever! It's gonna suck!

Getting Laid scoring

From “Crisis Line”

Uh…I've got a crisis…in my pants.

Crisis erection

From “Held Back”

[watching a Violent Femmes video] I don't understand what the big deal is about breaking up. I'd just be like "Hey baby, get lost. We can still do it and stuff, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

Butt-head: Uhhhh... I'm, like, angry at numbers. Beavis: Yeah, there's like, too many of them and stuff.

Butt-head: [to McVicker] You just weren't reaching us, dude. Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!

reaching Double Entendre

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