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Kristen Wiig Quotes

Total quotes: 27
“You can't get anywhere in 3 seconds. You're setting me up for a loss already.”
— Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Loss, set up, Move
“I've got a new tub top. I need to cut the tags off, I want to take advantage of this opportunity.”
— Rita, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Tub Top, tags, Opportunity
“You know sometimes I want to watch the Daily Show without him entering me.”
— Rita, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Daily Show , Sex, TV
“Do you ever get that feeling when you see a beautiful teenage girl with perfect skin and you want to kill her and take her skin and put it on your skin?”
— Alexanya Atoz, Zoolander No. 2: The Magnum Edition
Tagged: skin, Perfect Skin, Skin Psychopaths, Beauty Regime, Vampires of Youth
“Jamaican Rum: Hey, bun! Welcome to the aisle! Want to dance?

Brenda: No thank you, man. I'm quite irie, just being left alone over here, don't you know?”
— Brenda (voice), Sausage Party
Tagged: irie, Dancing
“There is a woman on the wing, I saw her, there is something they're not telling us!”
— Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Woman, Wing , Airplane
“Annie: You read my diary?

Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.”
— Annie and Byrnn, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“Helen: Why are you smiling?

Annie: It's just... it's the first time I've ever seen you look ugly... and that makes me kinda happy.”
— Helen and Annie, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“This should be own cuz it's civil rights. This is the 90s.”
— Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Open, 90s, Civil Right
“Sometimes I daydream about life outside this place.”
— Star, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Tagged: Dream, Life, Better future
“Sometimes life's umbrella has holes in it.”
— Star, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Tagged: Life, Umbrella, Metaphor Examples
“I love you with all my fart.”
— Star, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Tagged: Love, heart, Fart
“Get your flat butt down here right now.”
— Jenny Hart (voice), Bless the Harts, Season 1: Hug N' Bugs
Tagged: Flat Butt, Coma, Diss
“Not me, nope, physically I don't bloat.”
— Megan Price, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Bloat , physical, food
“Let's throw caution to the wind like a bunch of rock and rollers.”
— Barb, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Tagged: Caution to the wind, Rock and Roll
“You're like the maid of dishonor.”
— Officer Rhodes, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Maid Of Honor, Maid of Dishonor
“Carol, get your shit together Carol.”
— Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
Tagged: upset, do better
“Sorry, I'm surrounded by savages.”
— Rita, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Apologies, savage
“Wanna get back in that restroom and not rest?”
— Megan Price, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Rest, Sex, flirty, Restroom
“She does not get a party favor! She does not get a dog!”
— Lillian Donovan, Bridesmaids
Tagged: party favor, dog, party
“I had a dream that I made love to the guy on the Pringles can.”
— Star, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Tagged: Dream, Love, Pringles
“Wrangling discounts is my love language.”
— Jenny Hart (voice), Bless the Harts, Season 1: Hug N' Bugs
Tagged: Love Language, Discounts, Saving Money
“Oh, Helen knows the owner oooh.”
— Annie Walker, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Sassy, owner, Mocking
“You're your problem, Annie. You're also your solution.”
— Megan Price, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Problem, Soultion , Advice
“You've set me free and that's all this was.”
— Barb, Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Tagged: Free, fling, carefree
“Help me I'm poor.”
— Annie, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“It's a good tub. I slept there for my 30th birthday.”
— Annie, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
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