1. People
    2.  › 
  2. Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal photo

Kristen Schaal Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“It's ok. Sarah Lynn, you are calm, you are thin. Your skin is so soft it's like you murdered a baby and stole its skin. Your skin is murdered baby soft.”
— Sarah Lynn (voice), BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 3: That's Too Much, Man!
Tagged: Mantra
“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Human Flesh
Tagged: Pedophile, Molestation
“Teddy: I love bed and breakfasts. They're so quaint. 

Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Bed & Breakfast
Tagged: Bed and Breakfasts, Gross Humans
“We're adrenaline junkies. We like our rides pure, uncut, and assembled in Meh-hi-co!”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Deepening
Tagged: Adrenaline, Meh-hi-co, Junkies
“Mr. Frond: So, you're in trouble again.

Louise: Drink some cranberry juice.


Mr. Frond: What? No, not ‘urine trouble!’ You are in trouble.”
— Louise Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 6: The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover
Tagged: Puns, Misheard, Cranberry Juice, Urine
“Puberty, puberty, puberty. That's all I hear when you guys talk!”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene
Tagged: Puberty, hormones
“Louise: Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester'—it comes with candy. Get it?


Hugo: [clicks teeth] Yes.



Ron: No.



Louise: Because sometimes they use candy to lure their victims...



Hugo: YES! WE GET IT!”
— Louise Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Human Flesh
Tagged: Child Molestation, Candy From Strangers
loading next page...