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AKA: | Kristen Schaal |
Birthday: | January 24, 1978 |
Birthplace: | Longmont, Colorado, United States |
Educated At: | Northwestern University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca |
Spouse: | Rich Blomquist |
Total quotes: 16
Kristen Schaal
BirthnameAKA: Kristen Schaal
Birthday: January 24, 1978
Birthplace: Longmont, Colorado, United States
Educated At: Northwestern University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca
Spouse: Rich Blomquist
Total quotes: 16
“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”
Tagged:
Pedophile, Molestation
“I hope they're using protection because I am not taking care of that baby.”
Tagged:
birth control, Contraception
“Randy: Do you think cows should be ground up for food?
Louise: Personally I don't really care but my father, he loves grinding them up; it gives him a rush. Daddy's a bad, bad man.”
Louise: Personally I don't really care but my father, he loves grinding them up; it gives him a rush. Daddy's a bad, bad man.”
Tagged:
Making Meat
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