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Kristen Bell Quotes

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“Eleanor: Listen, man, I'm dead, you're dead, we all died, and now we're killing her. Pay it forward.

Chidi: Uh, no, that's not what that means at all.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: Death, dead, Murder, joke
“Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: The Eternal Shriek
Tagged: lying, Identity, Bad People, Bad
“In 10 years, when the dopamine has waned, remember: life is a crazy ride, its a privilege to go through it with a partner.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Inspiring, Marriage Advice, Love, Love Advice, Marriage
“Loving someone despite their faults, failings, or character defects is the most powerful thing you can do.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Marriage, Marriage Advice, Love, Love Advice, Inspiring
“What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.”
— Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Season 1: The Handmaiden's Tale
Tagged: WYSIWYG, appearances
“There's so many layers to casseroles, just like they are so many layers to a person.”
— Anna, The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Casserole, Layers, Similie Examples
“I've only ever said 'I love you' to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Dance Dance Resolution
Tagged: Stone Cold Steve Austin, Celebrities, Pop Culture, joke, Love
“This is awkward. Not that you're awkward. But just because we're... I'm awkward. You're gorgeous. Wait, what?”
— Anna (voice), Frozen
Tagged: awkward, Flirting
“All humans are aware of death. So we're all a little bit sad all the time. That's just the deal.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: The Trolley Problem
Tagged: Death, Mortality
“There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic.”
— Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Catfight
“Eleanor: Ugh, I hate jazz. Every jazz song is like 40 minutes long. It's like, we get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John.

Chidi: Famously a piano player.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: ...Someone Like Me as a Member
Tagged: Jazz, Music, Elton John, Celebrities, joke
“Every woman in her late 20s goes through a period where she just doesn’t believe love is out there anymore, but it is. And I think the minute you stop looking for it is when it comes for you.”
— Kristen Bell, Amazing Quotes That Perfectly Describe Being in Your 20s - Page 2 of 2
Tagged: 20 somethings, Love, Dating
“I know it sounds crazy, but if it weren’t crazy, they wouldn’t call it a leap of faith. They’d call it a sit of doubting.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Leap to Faith
Tagged: Leap of Faith, Faith, The Good Place, TV
“Vulnerability always begets connection and intimacy. Stay vulnerable with each other.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Inspirational, Marriage, Love Advice, Advice
“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'?

Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited.

Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Everything Is Fine
Tagged: Cursing, Heaven, Fork, joke, comedy
“Chidi: You are too selfish to ever be a good person.

Eleanor: Well, I think you're wrong.

Chidi: What country am I from, again?

Eleanor: Sensodyne.

Chidi: That is a brand of toothpaste.”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 1: Flying
Tagged: Selfish, joke, Ignorance, Good
“Oh. No, thank you. I don't drink wine anymore. I'll have a vodka.”
— Anna, The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window, Season 1: Episode 8
Tagged: vodka, Wine, Drink
“There will always be someone on the outside wanting to get in.”
— Gossip Girl, Gossip Girl, Season 6: New York, I Love You XOXO
Tagged: Outsiders, Misfits, Trying To Be Cool
“When your past is so present, how can there be a future?”
— Anna, The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window, Season 1: Episode 1
Tagged: Past, Future, present
“Take necessary separateness. It will make your marriage better.”
— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage
Tagged: Marriage, Marriage Advice, Love Advice, Love
“I mean, whenever I would do something crappy on Earth, there would be a little tiny voice in the back of my head that would say, 'Eleanor, don't grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You know, you didn't pay for that,' or 'Eleanor, don't spit those olive pits onto the floor of the grocery store. That's not cool.' Or 'Eleanor, that old man just slipped on your olive pit, and he fell down. Don't use the fact that everyone's distracted to go back and steal more olives.'”
— Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place, Season 2: Derek
Tagged: Conscience, Bad, Olives, food, Bad Deed, joke, Irreverent
“Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild. Because after disaster strikes, the important thing is that you move on. But if you're like me, you just keep chasing the storm. The problem with chasing the storm is that it wears you down, breaks your spirit. Even the experts agree, a girl needs closure.”
— Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars Season 1: Meet John Smith
Tagged: Storm, Tragedy, Chaos
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