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Kirsten Vangsness Quotes
Birthday: | July 7, 1972 |
Birthplace: | Pasadena, California, United States |
Educated At: | Cerritos High School |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Screenwriter, Writer |
Total quotes: 25
Kirsten Vangsness
characterBirthday: July 7, 1972
Birthplace: Pasadena, California, United States
Educated At: Cerritos High School
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Screenwriter, Writer
Total quotes: 25
“When Garcia can't find a breadcrumb, it's usually because the bread was never baked.”
Tagged:
Breadcrumbs, Detectives
“Do you know that over 50,000 people die of rabies every year in third world countries? Thank God for Monsieur Pasteur, otherwise we'd all be dead.”
Tagged:
Rabies, Louis Pasteur
“Oh, and if you hate sad stories as much as I do, you should leave the room right now, 'cause this is super sad!”
Tagged:
Sad Stories
“I'll tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent, but when they go bad, they go Darth Vader bad.”
Tagged:
Canadians, Darth Vader
“Penelope Garcia: Hey, could you check my refrigerator and see if I have enough hot sauce?
Dr. Spencer Reid: You have some jalapeno sauce here next to this jar of eyeballs.”
Dr. Spencer Reid: You have some jalapeno sauce here next to this jar of eyeballs.”
Tagged:
Morbid Hunor, Jalapeno Sauce
“Marital bliss followed by marital diss! Of course. Why didn't I think of that?”
Tagged:
Marriage, Marital Bliss
“So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because...yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in concrete in a 55-gallon drum.”
Tagged:
Parody, Flight Announcements
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