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Kevin James

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Kevin James Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Kevin James

Birthname

AKA: Kevin James

Birthday: April 26, 1965

Birthplace: Mineola, New York, United States

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Voice Actor, Screenwriter, Actor

Total quotes: 5

“Chale: My visa has expired. It says here I could get deported!

Kevin: Well, you keep in touch.”

— Kevin Gable, Kevin Can Wait, Season 2: Civil Ceremony

Tagged: Visa, Deportation, goodbye

“Kevin Gable: Give me some gum.

Vanessa: I don't think I have any.

Kevin Gable: Oh, please. You're from Massapequa. Your name's Vanessa Sollucci. You have gum.”

— Kevin Gable, Kevin Can Wait, Season 1: Sting Of Queens

Tagged: Gum, Sassy, Snarky, humor

“Don’t throw that out. At the bottom there’s a coupon for a kung fu lesson. I want to go to it.”

— Kevin Gable, Kevin Can Wait, Season 2: Civil Ceremony

Tagged: Coupons, Kung Fu

“Sara: Dad you need to put something healthy in there.

Kevin: Look—there’s beef jerky. Chock full of protein. And it’ll keep him out of the dating pool for a few years.”

— Kevin Gable, Kevin Can Wait, Season 2: Civil Ceremony

Tagged: healthy food, beef jerky, dating pool, bad breath

“Pie, it just fills the cracks of the heart... go away pain.”

— Paul Blart, Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Tagged: Funny, Humor in Sadness

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