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Ken Scarborough Quotes

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“Mr. Funnie: Look out, Bluffington, the Funnie family has arrived!

[The population sign changes to 20,001 people.]

Doug: Population 20,001. I guess the one is... me!”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“This is my wife, Tippy. Most people call her Mrs. Dink. I usually call her on a telephone!”
— Buddy 'Bud' Dink , Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“Roger: [holds up a pair of polka-dot briefs] Here, Funnie, put these on.

Doug: No thanks, Roger. I'm wearing my own underwear.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 2: Doug Battles The Rulemeister
“Skeeter: Wow, I've never seen a vegetarian dog before!


Doug: It's just a phase.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“Roger: Trying on your costume for the big dance tonight? What are you? A pile of manure?!


Doug: I'm a slug.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Can't Dance
“Skeeter: What's going on in there Doug?

Doug: [peers through Beebe's window to see Porckhop and the girls doing the limbo] You wouldn't believe me if I told you.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 2: Doug Takes the Case
“Doug: Hi, Dale. 



Dale Valentine: Hiya, big nose.”
— Dale Valentine (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug's Big Nose
“Doug Funnie: [narrating] Somewhere around the eight drum solo, I realized I wasn't having fun anymore.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 3: Doug's Garage Band
“Doug: [looking at Patti's painting] Maybe if you put a little more snow on top, and a couple more trees...


Patti: Huh??

Doug: ...Or you can leave the trees off if you want. It's a perfectly beautiful mountain just like it is.

Patti: I-I-it's not a mountain, Doug. It's my grandmother!

Doug: Huh? [examines painting more closely and notices the "peak" of the "mountain" is actually an old woman's head] Well, of course. Heh heh. Just a little... art joke, Patti.”
— Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie (voice), Doug, Season 2: Doug Battles The Rulemeister
“[Doug ordering from the Honker Burger for the first time]

Doug: Hi, I'd like three double cheeseburgers, one all the way, one no pickles, one no onions, a fish sandwich, four large fries and four grape sodas.

Honker Burger Lady: What on Earth are you trying to say?

Doug: What do you mean?

Honker Burger Lady: I can't understand you.

Doug: Listen, my family is starving....

[Skeeter arrives]

Skeeter: Yo, man, let me take care of this. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cukes, one no stinkers, one wet one, four cubers, and four from the vine. Want anything else?

Doug: Well, how do you order a salad from the salad bar?

Skeeter: One salad from the salad bar.”
— Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Bags a Neematoad
“Mr. Dink: Do you remember the first time I asked you to dance?


Mrs. Dink: Yes, dear.


Mr. Dink: And do you remember what you said?


Mrs. Dink: Yes. 'Go away and leave me alone.'


Mr. Dink: Oh, you do remember! But you finally said 'yes' at our senior prom! As I recall, I swept you right off your feet.


Mrs. Dink: And into the refreshment table.


Mr. Dink: Still, wasn't that hospital really nice?”
— Buddy 'Bud' Dink (voice), Doug, Season 1: Doug Can't Dance
“[Roger, who has a crush on Judy, is planning to re-enact the famous balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.]

Roger: [about to climb ladder to the window] 
It is the sun! And... and... Judy is the East!

Doug: Psst! Roger... Roger!

Roger: [climbing ladder] It is my lady! O, it is my love! O, that she knew she were! Won't you come to the window, my love?

[Mrs. Dink lifts the window blind.]
Mrs. Dink: Nice try, Romeo. But you're about thirty years too late.

[Roger screams and falls off the ladder into the bushes.]

Doug: Our house is over there, Roger.”
— Roger M. Klotz, Doug, Season 2: Doug's Worst Nightmare
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