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I took a breath and watched as he leaned down over my exposed, lumpy belly. Very lightly, he kissed it. He kissed the spot beneath my ribs and all the way down to my navel. He kissed across my lower stomach, that wretched expanse where the stretch marks raked across my skin, then up and down my sides. Harry kissed every inch of my horrible flesh with a tenderness so great and loving, and all the while, my eyes stayed clenched tight. 'I am loved,' a voice inside me declared.

— Kelsey Miller, Big Girl: How I Gave Up Dieting and Got a Life

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Love is friendship. Just with less clothes, which makes it far more brilliant.

— Elizabeth Hunter, A Hidden Fire

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When you let them do it to you, you're really doing it to them.

— Amma Crellin (Eliza Scanlen), Sharp Objects, Season 1: Cherry

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Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.

Jerry: You’re serious?

Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.

Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

— Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

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60 for the resonator, and my grandson wants the sex robot.

— Rick Sanchez (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Raising Gazorpazorp

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Jerry: It sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover.

Leonard Smith: No, no, no. Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them. Sometimes from a chair, sometimes from a closet. Almost always dressed as Superman.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Anatomy Park

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You got some of that mermaid puss.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Ricklantis Mixup

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Sex is not a tragedy, it's a comedy!

— Camille Paglia, Camille Paglia on Hugh Hefner's Legacy, Trump's Masculinity and Feminism's Sex Phobia

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It’s messy,
but so are the best burritos
and the best sex
while eating burritos
and running with scissors
is the only way to make danger understand

— Bob Hicok, Verve Is to Élan What Kissing Is to Kissing Longer | Narrative Magazine

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Don't let your emotions completely obscure the barbaric roots of the sexual act. Don't lose touch with the seeds of our animal nature.

— Frank Gallagher (William H. Macy), Shameless, Season 3: The Helpful Gallaghers

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Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?

— John 'J.D.' Dorian (Zach Braff), Scrubs, Season 1: My Drug Buddy

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

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Old flames, they can't warm you tonight.

— Vampire Weekend, Don't Lie (Modern Vampires of the City)

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

— Wes Bergmann, via twitter.com

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If Teen Vogue wants to talk to girls abt sex it could start w a diagram of female anatomy that includes a clitoris.

— Nancy Jo Sales, via twitter.com

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Debra: You know I gave up some stuff when we had kids.

Ray: I know...did it have to be sex?

— Ray Barone (Ray Romano), Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 1: Captain Nemo

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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.

— Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom

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Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong

— Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), 30 Rock, Season 5: Chain Reaction Of Mental Anguish

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Oh, I am so excited to be in the food service industry. May I cut the cheese?

— Fez (Wilmer Valderrama), That '70s Show, Season 1: Career Day

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That's not the clitoris: a love story.

— Melissa Broder, So Sad Today

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Women with circumcised partners are three times more likely to experience sexual pain than ladies with uncircumcised spouses.

— Cassie Shortsleeve, Is Sex with a Circumcised Man Different?

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He tells you how he is in the sack and how women respond to him. Does he want to impress you, or even turn you on? Most likely.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, 16 Hush-Hush Signs Your Friend Wants to Have Sex with You

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The best part about lovemaking with the right woman is that as your love grows, so does your passion. Just like fine wine, it tastes better when it’s aged.

— Christina Antonyan, Here’s The Real Difference Between Having Sex And ‘Making Love’

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Aside from all the sweaty love you're making, you know that if you say stop at any moment, your partner is going to stop. Immediately. No questions asked.

— Autumn Jones, 11 Signs You've Found Your Sexual Soulmate

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