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Kelly Galuska Quotes

Total quotes: 31
“Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your T-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 1: Everybody Bleeds
Tagged: Puberty, Growing Pains, periods
“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”
— Mona, Big Mouth, Season 6: The Parents Aren't Alright
Tagged: Unlovable, Horny, shakespeare, Poetic
“Andrew: Broken-home sex-freak gas-station whore.

Maury: Oh, that sounds like a Billy Joel lyric.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 6: The Parents Aren't Alright
Tagged: Lyric, Billy Joel
“Woody Allen was accused of molestation. He says he didn’t do it, but he did marry his stepdaughter. It is both very complicated and very simple.”
— Caleb, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: Woody Allen, Molestation, Marry, stepdaughter, Complicated, Simple
“Jessi, I loved it. A few small thoughts. You sang great. The breath in here is… it’s terrible.”
— Nick, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: small thoughts, sang great, Breath, terrible
“Jessi: Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. 

Hormone Monstress: So is your colon, and that's packed with crap”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 2: What Is It About Boobs?
Tagged: beauty, colon, Real Beauty
“Jay: I'm going to lick the breakfast out of your molars.

Lola: Hope you like Lean Pocket Shrimp Vindaloo.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: make-out, kiss
“My whole body is tense, like Joe Biden is whispering a dirty joke in my ear.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: tense, Joe Biden, Dirty Joke
“It's not for me but people will like it. It's Starbucks. It's what America wants.”
— Matthew, Big Mouth, Season 1: Everybody Bleeds
Tagged: Starbucks, What America Wants, Appealing To The Base
“Gena: You're like a little Muggsy Bogues. 

Nick: Well, you know, Muggsy Bogues is already pretty little, but thanks.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 2: What Is It About Boobs?
Tagged: Muggsy Bogues, Smaller Than Muggsy Bogues, Short People, Gena Alvarez
“Nick: Are we really doing the Electric Slide right now?

Andrew: I guess. It is a bat mitzvah.”
— Andrew, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: electric slide, guess, dance, Bat mitzvah
“Well, first I rolled all over the couch to get the skunk stench out, but that did not work. So then I ran into every room to rub myself on all my clothes and belongings, you know, to get the Mr. Peanutbutter scent back.”
— Mr. Peanutbutter, BoJack Kills
“I'm actually grateful for a lot of things.”
— Jessi Glaser, Big Mouth, Season 4: Horrority House
Tagged: grateful, Gratitude
“Clip-clop, I'm a little show pony.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Show-Pony, Horse
“She’s the worst. I hate how she ‘huchs’ her words.”
— Jessi, Big Mouth, Season 1: I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah
Tagged: worst, Huchs, Words
“I gotta withhold my seed for the safety of mankind.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: Seed, Safe, Mankind, humanity
“No! Oh, fuck a duck. I'm gonna go? I'm gonna go... fuck a duck.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: Everybody Bleeds
Tagged: ducks
“I'm a person, not something to hide.”
— NATALIE, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Person, Standards
“Andrew, I think the mother and the sister are about to fuck.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 2: What Is It About Boobs?
“Tick-tock. It's dick punch o'clock. And I don't like to be late.”
— Missy Foreman-Greenwald (voice), Big Mouth, My Furry Valentine: Girls Are Angry Too
Tagged: Tick-Tock, Punch, rebel, Extended Metaphor Examples
“Hold your feelings in, like your shit.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Hugest Period Ever
Tagged: Feelings, emotions
“Just to be clear, 'different' is not a compliment.”
— Mona, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Hugest Period Ever
Tagged: Compliment, Clarity, Truth
“I have nothing and nobody.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 4: Cafetaria Girls
Tagged: Nothing, nobody, Alone
“I'm your hormone monstress, baby, I know everything!”
— Constance the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 4: A Very Special 9/11 Episode
Tagged: Hormone, Everything, Knowledge
“So you can take your destiny and go fuck yourself.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 4: What Are You Gonna Do?
Tagged: Destiny, angry, upset
“Teach me the ways of your kingdom.”
— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 4: Four Stories About Hand Stuff
Tagged: Teach, Kingdom
“You sing like a goddamn angel, and you got the heart of a champion.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: angel, Singer, champion
“Read the tea leaves, honey!”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: Poop Madness
Tagged: Tea leaves, Sassy
“You're getting your hair pubed? ”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 4: The Funeral
Tagged: Questions, Perm, hair
“Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.”
— Princess Carolyn, BoJack Kills
Tagged: Problem Solving
“Ms. Benitez: Oh! Steve! Look at you all dressed up.

Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day!

Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy.

Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you!

Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary…

Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”
— Coach Steve, Big Mouth, Season 1: Requiem for a Wet Dream
Tagged: Special, Love, Infatuation, Kill, Murder, humor, awkward, Desperate
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