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Kayvan Novak

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Kayvan Novak Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Kayvan Novak

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Birthday: November 23, 1978

Educated At: Highgate School

Nationality: United Kingdom, Australia N

Occupations: Comedian, Actor

Total quotes: 5

“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship

Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms

“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship

Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless

“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Vampie Familars

“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Glitter Portrait

“Cashier: Did you just throw a coin at me?

Nandor: Yes.

Cashier: Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me.

Nandor: Guillermo, stab this man.

Guillermo: He's joking.

Nandor: Stab him.

Guillermo: I tried, and...here you go, man.

Cashier: Thank you so much.

Nandor: [to Guillermo] You kind of disobeyed me just now. And I'm noting it.”

— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Stabbing, Coins, joking, Disobedience

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