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Kay Cannon Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 2: Somebody to Love
Tagged: hair, Bitchy, Conservative Male, Appearance
“Relationships are like sharks, Liz: if you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 5: Chain Reaction Of Mental Anguish
Tagged: Relationship, Sharks, Simile Examples, Intercourse, Sex
“Dating is like your haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.”
— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 4: Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter
Tagged: haircut, Dating, awkward, Love Triangle
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Halloween
Tagged: Regrets, Mistakes, Memories
“Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!”
— Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock, Season 2: Somebody to Love
Tagged: donate, Body, Science, Sex, Pick Up Lines, get her back
“Jack: Jenna, I need to speak with you.

Jenna: Jack, I did not hit that Asian page! I was just swinging my arm and she walked into me. Twice.”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Tagged: Assault, Alibis, Asian
“Fine, I'll set aside my feud with Raven Symone for one day, but she knows what she did”
— Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock, Season 3: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
Tagged: feud, Raven Symone, knows what she did
“Life sucks. And then it gets better. And then it sucks again.”
— Nick Miller, New Girl, New Girl Season 2: Re-launch
Tagged: Life, Misery, It Gets Better
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