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Katie Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“I said don't mess with that stuff, because it scared me and what do you do? You go out and get the best looking fucking Ouija board I've ever seen and put it in the middle of our living room? Explain that to me.”
— Katie, Paranormal Activity
Tagged: Ouija Board, haunting
“You know you’re not better than me. You’re not better than phone sex!”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Pretentious, phone sex, humor, LOL, Sex, Love And Sex, You're Not Better Than Me
“I mean, I don't really deal with break-ups, but it's not so bad being alone.”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Breakups, Being Alone, Being Single, Sorry, Loving being single, humor
“Okay, well you just go get your fancy pants boring job and I'll just be here being exciting.”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Exciting, Fun Friend, humor, LOL, Being Fun, Jobs
“Have you been masturbating again? Because you don't have to tell me every time.”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: humor, LOL, Friendship, TMI, masturbation, Sex
“Like I said, I'm creative, so I have a lot of outlets for it.”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Creativity, Creative Outlets, Being Creative, humor
“I support the arts and I'm a really good friend.”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Artists, Creativity, Friendship, LOL, humor
“I've had a taste of the outside world! I want more!”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Fun, Funny, Exploring, LOL, Exaggerated, humor
“I have a friend who's a girl. And I like it!”
— Katie, For A Good Time Call
Tagged: Female Friendship, Friends, Friendships, Love, Friend Love, sweet
“Sperm is ridiculously expensive: It’s about $700 a vial. I realized we’d spent $11,000 on sperm. I worked at a university at the time, surrounded by all these young men. I was just imagining that there was so much sperm around me, at all times of the day. All free! And I was going broke, buying thousands of dollars’ worth of sperm off the internet.”
— Katie, The Mom Who Spent More Than $11,000 on Sperm
Tagged: Parenting, Fertility, Sperm
“They call this a 'pauper's funeral' because it's the cheapest slot, at 9:00. But Dan wasn't a pauper to us. He gave us things that money can't buy. When he died, I found this on him. He always used to write in pencil. And he wanted to read it at his appeal but he never got the chance to. And I swear that this lovely man, had so much more to give, and that the State drove him to an early grave. And this is what he wrote. 'I am not a client, a customer, nor a service user. 'I am not a shirker, a scrounger, a beggar, nor a thief. 'I'm not a National Insurance Number or blip on a screen. 'I paid my dues, never a penny short, and proud to do so. 'I don't tug the forelock, but look my neighbor in the eye and help him if I can. 'I don't accept or seek charity. 'My name is Daniel Blake. I am a man, not a dog. 'As such, I demand my rights. 'I demand you treat me with respect. 'I, Daniel Blake, am a citizen, 'nothing more and nothing less.' Thank you.”
— Katie, I, Daniel Blake
Tagged: pauper's funeral, forelock, rights, Customer, Client
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