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Kari Matchett

Kari Matchett

Birthname

Birthday March 25, 1970

Birthplace Spalding, Slovakia, Canada

Educated At National Theatre School Of Canada

Nationality Canada, México

Occupations Film Actor, Actor, Act

Characters Portrayed

Joan Campbell

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Annie Walker: No. No, I'm here. I can do it. I... do... do I have to wear, like, a... costume?

Joan Campbell: Hookers in D.C. are pretty conservative. What you're wearing now is fine.

— Joan Campbell (Kari Matchett), Covert Affairs, Season 1: Pilot

costume Hooker Conservative D.C.Insult Diss Disguise

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Because you're young and you're nobody. You'll fit in perfectly on Capitol Hill.

— Joan Campbell (Kari Matchett), Covert Affairs, Season 1: Houses of the Holy

young nobody Fit In perfectly Capitol Hill

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You're in the wrong business, sweetie. The better question might be, why do you wanna be here? The CIA is not an easy place to be a woman.

— Joan Campbell (Kari Matchett), Covert Affairs, Season 1: Pilot

wrong business Sweetie CIA Woman Easy

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Kenneth: Ma’am, this is a wild animal. You can’t treat it like a person.

Jenna: No, he’s happy. His costume is hiding his erection.

— Jenna Maroney (Jane Krakowski), 30 Rock, Season 3: The Natural Order

Wild Animal erection costume

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I came up with the best Halloween costume! A disappointment

— Toshobro, I came up with the best Halloween costume!

Holloween costume

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My friend and I were a donkey for Halloween...
We just half-assed our costumes.

— ColorsByVest, My friend and I were a donkey for Halloween...

Halloween costume

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Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does not do is home visits. You have to go for it.

— Carlos Ruiz Zafon, The Shadow of the Wind

Destiny Hooker Thief

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I'm gonna say this as nice as I possibly can, but you look like a sad clown hooker.

— Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith), Glee, Season 1: Hairography

Hooker sad clown

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Bobby, I'm proud of what you did at school today....So I'm buyin' you a hooker! Go ahead pick yourself out a live one.

— Cotton Hill (Toby Huss), King of the Hill, Season 1: Shins of the Father

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Sanka Coffie: So what are we gunna name the sled?

Junior Bevill: How about 'Tallulah?'

Sanka Coffie: Tallulah! Hahaha! Tallulah! Sounds like a two-dollar hooker! Where you come up with that?

Junior Bevill: That's my mother's name.

— Sanka Coffie (Doug E. Doug), Cool Runnings

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Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.

— Bender (Billy West), Futurama, Season 1: Hell Is Other Robots

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Come, come, my conservative friend, wipe the dew off your spectacles, and see that the world is moving.

— Elizabeth Cady Stanton, The Woman's Bible: A Classic Feminist Perspective

Conservative Change Progress

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I'm a conservative kind of guy, so I do have these rules—I won't talk about this, this, and this. And I don't like talking about topical things. I like talking about little things, like lint.

— Steven Wright, Steven Wright

Conservative Rules Topical Lint

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I left Portland five years ago. Too conservative.

— Dawn (Frances Conroy), Casual, Season 1: ...

Portland Conservative Irony

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God is on your side? Is He a Conservative? The Devil's on my side, he's a good Communist.

— Joseph Stalin, via en.wikiquote.org

God satan devil Conservative Communist

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Sabrina: Salem, any thoughts on what I should go as for Halloween?

Salem: Hmm. Off the top of my head, fashion victim?

Sabrina: The only thing lamer than that joke are my plans for Halloween.

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Murder on the Halloween Express

joke Sassy lame Insult Halloween Holidays costume

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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.

Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

— Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller), Zoolander

balls Insult Diss

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Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world…if you do so, you are insulting yourself.

— Bill Gates, How to Think Like Bill Gates

comparison Self-Trust Insult Self-Confidence

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Shiksas are for practice.

— Moishe Maisel (Kevin Pollak), The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Season 1: Doink

practice yiddish word Insult

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I bet you could get a badge in ugly.

— Lizzie McGuire, Lizzie McGuire (TV Series 2001–2004)

Insult ugly Bet

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Evil Mick. I guess that’s just regular Mick, but still.

— Sara Lance / White Canary (Caity Lotz), DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Season 2: Land of the Lost

Evil Regular Insult Rude Sassy Snarky joke

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Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year?

Sabrina: And a crossbow!

— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 2: Sabrina Claus

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George: What about a legacy? Don't you want to be remembered?

King Edward: I will be remembered.

George: Yes, for being fat and lazy.

— George Duke of Clarence (David Oakes), The White Queen, Season 1: Poison and Malmsey Wine

Insult Legacy king Kingdom History fat Lazy Rude Remembered

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Oh, spare me the sanctimonious lecture. You never cared about me. In the words of one of my actual friends: Ya basic. It's a human insult. It's devastating. You're devastated right now.

— Michael, The Good Place, Season 2: The Burrito

Basic Insult devastating joke Sassy

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Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I'd appreciate it. I really would.

— Walter White (Bryan Cranston), Breaking Bad, Season 1: The Cat's in the Bag

Insult Exasperation Climb Down Out Of My Ass

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