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Kaitlin Olson Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“ Surprise, bitches! We're alive and it's blowing your minds right now!”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Charlie Die
Tagged: surprise, alive, Shock, crazy, Mind Blown
“I have a little bit of a problem with old people...I find them kinda creepy...and scary. And gross, kinda gross. It's their hands really, you can see right through 'em and all their inside business.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: The Gang Finds A Dead Guy
Tagged: Old People, creepy, Gross, Old, hands
“I'm not asking you to do anything, just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Sells Out
Tagged: Robbing, blind eye
“Dee: How could you not tell me you were gay?

Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: The Gang Gets Racist
Tagged: gay, Musical Theatre, actor, Secret, Sassy
“Bailey: I hit my head very hard out there. See how swollen it is!

Destiny: Your head is supposed to be big! You're a beluga!”
— Destiny (voice), Finding Dory
Tagged: hit, Head, swollen, big
“Mick: That woman is a real 'see you next Tuesday.’ 

Ben: What happens on Tuesday?

Mick: Tacos.”
— Machenzie 'Micky' Murphy, The Mick, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Tacos, joke, innocent
“I cannot count the number of times I’ve been ripped off a barstool and thrown in a cage.”
— Machenzie 'Micky' Murphy, The Mick, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Barstool, Cage, bar
“Just so I'm clear, you don't actually think things are going to come alive because you're spending the night in museum, right?”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Who Got Dee Pregnant
Tagged: Night At Museum, alive, Movie
“Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion. Secondly, I know you're trying to manipulate me. And it's not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder because I've got a fatty to burn.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo
Tagged: Sassy, manipulation, Smell, Diss
“ I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Bums
Tagged: balls, Bums, dirt, Yelling, mean
“See you, Coach Dick and Balls.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: Diss, Sassy, coach, Instructor, Insult
“This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth
Tagged: Sucks, Awful, penis
“I'm the queen of the night!”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The High School Reunion
Tagged: Queen, Night, confident
“Dee: I never statutory raped anyone before.

Trey: Oh...okay, I'll tell you what: let's just take it slow.

Dee: You are so sweet...where were you when I was in high school?

Trey: I was eight.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 1: Underage Drinking
Tagged: Sex, slow, young, Statutory Rape
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