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Justin Theroux Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“[having just inserted the reworked arc reactor into his chest cavity] Tastes like coconut! [grimaces] And metal.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Coconut, Metal
“[after discovering what his father left for him] Been dead for twenty years, he's still takin' me to school.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: dead, School
“[as Justin Hammer enters the Senate hearing] Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Expert
“I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!”
— Kirk Lazarus, Tropic Thunder
Tagged: Acting
“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there's one thing I've proven it's that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Pleasure, Pleasuring Myself
“Do you ever get that feeling when you see a beautiful teenage girl with perfect skin and you want to kill her and take her skin and put it on your skin?”
— Alexanya Atoz, Zoolander No. 2: The Magnum Edition
Tagged: skin, Perfect Skin, Skin Psychopaths, Beauty Regime, Vampires of Youth
“Fallaces sunt rerum species.…Means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected.”
— Natalie Rushman / Natasha Romanoff, Iron Man 2
Tagged: latin
“[reading Natalie/Natasha's report on him] 'Mr. Stark displays compulsive behavior.' In my own defense, that was a week ago. 'Prone to self-destructive tendencies.' I was dying. I mean, please, aren't we all? 'Textbook narcissism?' [looks at Fury askew, who returns the look] Agreed.”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: compulsive behavior, Narcissism, Self-Destructive
“If you can make God bleed, the people will cease to believe in him.”
— Ivan Vanko, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Idols, blasphemy
“Hey Tony, before you go? Palladium in chest…painful way to die.”
— Ivan Vanko, Iron Man 2
Tagged: painful death, palladium
“You wanna be a War Machine? Take your shot!”
— Tony Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: war machine
“I'm only gonna say this once, get out.”
— Lt. Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Get Out
“It's me, and I'm here, so get over it and move on.”
— Lt. Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Get Over It
“Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.”
— Pepper Potts, Iron Man 2
Tagged: spread
“What do we want from you? What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems than you in the southwest region to deal with.”
— Nick Fury, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Problems, southwest
“I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Boy Band
“You look like two seals fighting over a grape. …Get a roof. ”
— Lt. Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Iron Man 2
Tagged: get a room
“Sir! I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the doughnut.”
— Nick Fury, Iron Man 2
Tagged: doughnut, Exit
“He was cold, calculating, never told me he loved me, never even told me he liked me, so it's a bit hard for me to digest that he said the whole future is riding on me thing, I don't get that! You're talking about a man whose happiest day of his life was shipping me off to boarding school.”
— Iron Man, Iron Man 2
Tagged: cold, Calculating, Bad Fathers, Boarding School
“That's how I found you, Nora. I refused to believe you were gone.”
— Kevin Garvey, The Leftovers, Season 3: The Book of Nora
Tagged: How I Found You
“ [a video message left for his son] Tony, you're too young to understand this now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. [gestures to his model of Stark Expo] I built this for you. And someday, you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is they key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and will always be, my greatest creation…is you.”
— Howard Stark, Iron Man 2
Tagged: Future, Technology, Creation
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