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Justin Long

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Justin Long Quotes

Total quotes: 5

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Justin Long

Birthname

AKA: Justin Jacob Long, Justin Long

Birthday: June 2, 1978

Birthplace: Fairfield, Connecticut, United States

Educated At: Vassar College, Fairfield College Preparatory School

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Actor, Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Voice Actor

Total quotes: 5

“I feel like I’m in the wrong world. ‘Cause I don’t belong in a world where we don’t end up together. I don’t. There are parallel universes out there where this didn’t happen. Where I was with you and you were with me. And whatever universe that is, that’s the one that my heart lives in.”

— Dell, Comet(2014)

Tagged: Love, romance, love and timing, parallel universe, Romance In Film, wrong world

“Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kickass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.”

— Dr. Lexus, Idiocracy

Tagged: Kickass, fucked up, Retarded, scrote

“Are you guys scissor dancing? Honestly.
You know, I hate lesbians, but you have to tell me. I'll make an exception, I'll get past it for you two.”

— Jesse, For A Good Time Call

Tagged: humor, Female Friendships, Friendships, Friendship, Love and Friendship, LOL

“You ladies are living some fucked up version of the American Dream.”

— Jesse, For A Good Time Call

Tagged: Friendship, LOL, humor, Female Friendship

“You're a great deal! You're like a Subway gift card!”

— Jesse, For A Good Time Call

Tagged: Loving Yourself, Self-Worth, humor, LOL

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