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Julie Kavner

Julie Kavner

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Birthday September 7, 1950

Birthplace Los Angeles, California, United States

Educated At San Diego State University

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Marge Simpson

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Bart: Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell.

Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 2: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Hell Sunday School Religion swearing

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Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Marge: I don't think so.

Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity?

Marge: No, Homer.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge

jive-talking Robots play stupid questions frontal nudity

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Hello, Room Service? I'd like a banana fudge sundae. With whipped cream! And some chocolate chip cheesecake. And a bottle of tequila!

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 3: Homer Alone

Room Service banana fudge sundae ice cream whipped cream tequila

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I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets Hit by a Car

mother nice to say anything polite

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I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror

live House Evil Money

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Mrs. Bouvier: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.

Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this?

Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 2: The Way We Was

Pinch Glow cheeks capillaries rouge Ladies Whores

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The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.

— Marge Simpson (Julie Kavner), The Simpsons, Season 2: Blood Feud

Moral Story good deed Reward

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The path to paradise begins in hell.

— Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy

Hell Paradise The Obstacle Is The Way

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Life moves very fast. It rushes from heaven to hell in a matter of seconds.

— Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes: A Novel

Life Living Change Heaven Hell Fast

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Tell them all to go to hell. They still haven’t hurt you.

— Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn’t at work anymore.

— Unknown, This Is A Bad Life

Work Sucks Bad Job Hell Cynical&Funny

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Mr. Garrison: And where are you from, Damien?

Damien: The seventh layer of hell!

Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.

— Mr. Garrison (Trey Parker), South Park, Season 1: Starvin' Marvin

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Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

— William Shakespeare, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Knickerbocker Classics)

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God has such a deep reverence for our freedom that he'd rather let us freely go to Hell than be compelled to go to Heaven.

— Desmond Tutu, Wikiquote.org: Desmond Tutu

God Freedom Free Will Free Hell Heaven reverence

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The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven.

— John Milton, Paradise Lost (Oxford World's Classics)

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If hell was anything, it was talk radio — and family.

— Joe Hill, Heart-Shaped Box

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Someone probably a lot smarter than me said hell is other people. I say you’re in hell when you don’t give to someone who needs, because you can’t bear to have less. What you are giving away then is your own soul.

— Joe Hill, The Fireman: A Novel

Giving Souls Hell

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The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress.

— Philip Roth, The Point Is: Making Sense of Birth, Death, and Everything in Between

Writer's Block Creativity Art Writing Hell Works-In-Progress

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Hell is truth seen too late.

— Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan: With selected variants from the Latin edition of 1668 (Hackett Classics)

Hell Truth Honesty Hindsight Regret

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Existence, after losing her, would be hell’.

— Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

Loss Breakups Hell

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Frightened people live in their own special hell. You could say they make it themselves, but they can’t help it. It’s the way they’re built. They deserve sympathy and compassion.

— Stephen King, Revival

Fear Hell Compassion

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How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

— Unknown, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand

Holy Water Hell Double Entendre

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It's all a little absurd, I guess. Truth is I know I'm going to hell. Prayer just makes my time here a little less miserable. A few good acts of contrition can make you feel good too, love.

— Cameron Hayes (Jamie McShane), Sons of Anarchy, Season 1: Better Half

prayer Acts of Contrition Miserable Hell Absurd

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Jake: [scared] Go...to hell.

Azazel: Been there. Done that.

— Jake Talley (Aldis Hodge), Supernatural, Season 2: All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 2

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Female Demon: So you get to just stroll out of the Pit, huh? Tell me, what makes you so special?

Dean: I like to think it's because of my perky nipples.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 4: Lazarus Rising

Demons Hell Perky Nipples

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