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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Quotes
|Birthday:||January 13, 1961|
|Birthplace:||New York City, NY, United States|
|Educated At:||Northwestern University, Northwestern University School Of Communication|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Stage Actor, Film Producer|
Birthday: January 13, 1961
Birthplace: New York City, NY, United States
Educated At: Northwestern University, Northwestern University School Of Communication
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Stage Actor, Film Producer
Spouse: Brad Hall
Jerry: Who knows? It’s like asking where’s Waldo.”
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Jerry: You’re serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.”
Elaine: You don’t think that someone having a baby warrants an exclamation point.
Jake: Hey look, I just chalked down the message. I didn’t know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.
Elaine: I just thought you would be a little more excited about a friend of mine having a baby.
Jake: OK, I’m excited. I just don’t happen to like exclamation points.
Elaine: Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I’m talking right now, I would put an exclamation point at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!
Jake: Well, you can put one on this one: I’m leaving!”
Elaine: Stunned by soup?
Jerry: You can’t eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.”
Jerry: Anything’s possible.”
Selina Meyer: No. Stat. He's useless. He's a one-inch cock.”
Ben Cafferty: I could lose them both. I mean, at this stage they're purely decorative.”
Ben Cafferty: It's been the cornerstone of American foreign policy since the Spanish-American War.”