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Judd Apatow Quotes
|Birthday:||December 6, 1967|
|Birthplace:||Flushing, Queens, New York, United States|
|Educated At:||Syosset High School, University Of Southern California|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Producer, Writer, Director, Actor, Comedian|
Birthday: December 6, 1967
Birthplace: Flushing, Queens, New York, United States
Educated At: Syosset High School, University Of Southern California
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Producer, Writer, Director, Actor, Comedian
Spouse: Leslie Mann
Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk.
Harold: Sex?! Well, okay.”
Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee.
Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”
Millie: Yeah. You used to say you wished you had pillows stuffed with his hair.”
Lindsay: How could you tell?
Millie: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer.”
Adam: Well, I was always here.”
Lindsay: Are you copying Ken's homework?
Kim: Trying to. He writes like a mental patient.”
Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.”
Ken: Do you really wanna know?”
Ken: I dunno. Relate to one another?”
Neal: Well, my dad always says that's what something what women want you to think before you marry them. That's how they suck you in.”
Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”
Mrs. Weir: Oh please. You like me like you like a pot roast?
Mr. Weir: I love pot roast!”
Jeff Rosso: You know who else didn't go to college?
Lindsay Weir: Who?
Jeff Rosso: Frank.
Lindsay Weir: Frank who?
Jeff Rosso: Frank, the guy who pumps gas into my car.”
Millie Kentner: Life is not that dog's dream.”
Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.
Harold: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.”