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Josh Thomas Quotes

Total quotes: 75
“Don't really get the big spoon, little spoon thing. Surely, they'd be the same sized spoons.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Rhubarb and Custard
Tagged: spooning, Cuddles, Critical
“She bamboozled you by talking about periods. That's very cunning.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs
Tagged: Bamboozled, period, pregnant, Cunning
“There's nothing like a call from your dad to make your erection go away.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: French Toast
Tagged: Call, erection, Turn Off, Bad Timing
“I should be the foremost expert on what’s good for me, but I’m not.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Natural Spring Water
Tagged: Expert, Good Things, Good For Me
“Josh: You know, I love feminism, you know. I mean I basically am feminism.

Ella: I just absolutely don’t believe you. 

Josh: I will never open a door for you. Never. Not ever.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: feminism, Feminist, Opening Doors
“I think if anyone knew what was going on in my head, it would be impossible for them to like me.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 3: Eggplant
Tagged: Impossibility, Relationships, Mind, Thoughts
“Josh: You seem upset. 

Hannah: You seem observant.”
— Hannah, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Sad, Observant, Sassy
“Josh: What can I do to make today less shit for you? 

Arnold: Love me.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Love, Suck less, helpful
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Weird, threesome, Left Out
“That generation just finds sex things so freakin’ funny. I reckon internet porn ruined that for us.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Funny, Sex, Porn, Ruined
“I just feel like the amount of time I spent trying to massage this relationship I could have learned the clarinet.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: massage, Relationship, Clarinet
“You’re always trying to start a fight. A pathological quest for stimulus.”
— Arnold, Please Like Me, Season 4: Porridge
Tagged: Fight, Stimulus, upset
“I think she is better off with two happy parents apart, than two sad ones together.”
— Mae, Please Like Me, Season 3: Natural Spring Water
Tagged: Divorce, Happy, Parents, Relationships
“I don't know how to do caring. I don't even know how to care for myself. I never floss.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Rhubarb and Custard
Tagged: Care, caring, Floss, Take Care Of Yourself
“Josh: I'm almost definitely gonna be Young Australian of the Year for this.

Tom: More like Young Dick-face of the Year.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 1: Rhubarb and Custard
Tagged: award, Sassy, Comeback
“I just really think I'm going to miss vaginas. They just- They just make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: French Toast
Tagged: Nifty, Vagina, missing a friend
“The thing that freaks me out about having a kid is that you could get one and it could be shit. It could be a douche. Then you have to spend the next 18 years pretending to love it.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 1: All You Can Eat
Tagged: kid, Scared, Freaked Out , worries
“You want your own genitals to be soft and safe and welcoming and mine are sharp.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: genitals, Soft, Safe, welcoming, Sharp
“I'll never understand why middle class white people think that Asians are magic.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Gang Keow Wan
Tagged: Understand, Question, Magic
“Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Scroggin
Tagged: Sex, teenager, Horny, Watermelon
“Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child is in direct ratio to the men who enjoy kissing boys.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Portuguese Custard Tarts
Tagged: Sports, kiss, Boy, LGBTQIA
“Geoffrey: And I want to give you all of me, the best parts and the worst. 

Josh: Why do I have to put up with the worst parts?”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 1: Spanish Eggs
Tagged: best, worst, Relationship, Love
“I think maybe the reason people don't respond to you well in night clubs is because of your sad-as shit face.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 2: Milk
Tagged: Reason, Response, Sad, face, Nightclubs
“People die and it's horrible and there's just nothing anyone can do to make it better.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Parmigiana
Tagged: Die, Death, horrible, Sad
“So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter! ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Croquembouche
Tagged: Litter, Sex, Relationships
“I've decided relationships aren't for me. I'm not doing them. I'm done with love.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 2: Margherita
Tagged: Relationships, Love, Couples
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 3: Christmas Trifle
Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“If I had a choice of going to this dinner or eating poop, like I would absolutely of course pick the dinner, but I would pause a little bit before deciding.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Dinner, Poop, Hesitation, Choices
“I thought that my politics would keep me safe from my feelings and I was wrong.”
— Claire, Please Like Me, Season 3: Pancakes With Faces
Tagged: Feelings, Wrong, Political View
“I had an erection when he was telling me that he hates the idea of having sex with me.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Lapin A La Cocotte
Tagged: erection, Sex, Rejected
“I genuinely can't to print the document to get me a job so I can afford to do things like print document.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Truffled Mac and Cheese
Tagged: Money, afford, Print, expensive, Struggle
“I'm not that confident that I have enough friends to make it a group. ”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 2: Skinny Latte
Tagged: confident, Friends, Group, Popular, Concerns
“I’ve been trying to be more attractive, but it’s just so hard, you know, because of my genetics.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Attractive, hard, Genetics
“I was trying to keep the peace. But now that I know you’re not interested in keeping the peace, I’m trying to win.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Peace, Winning, argument, Fight
“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”
— Ella, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: Life, Boring, older, Disappointed
“You learn to focus on the people that like you instead of the people that don't like you.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Degustation
Tagged: Focus, likes, Dislikes, Relationships
“Sometimes I think I would be happiest if I could talk myself into enjoying sex with prostitutes and just give up on girlfriends.”
— Tom, Please Like Me, Season 2: Margherita
Tagged: Happy, Sex, Prostitutes, Girlfriend, Enjoyment
“Sleeping with you is lonelier than being alone.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Eggplant
Tagged: Sleeping, Alone, lonley
“I'm just not sure how much happiness we deserve.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 3: Eggplant
Tagged: Happiness, deserving, Love, Life
“Just kiss me on the mouth.”
— Josh, Please Like Me, Season 4: Babaganoush
Tagged: kiss, Mouth, romance, Intimacy
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