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Josh Radnor Quotes

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“I wound up shame-eating the whole pizza. I woke up all greasy and sweaty. My sheets looked like what they wrap deli sandwiches in. Maybe I should join a gym. Do you go to a gym?”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 3: The Yips
Tagged: Shame-Eating, Pizza, gym
“If you're not scared then you're not taking a chance. And if you're not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 5: The Window
Tagged: Future, Change, Fear, Scared, Moving On, Life
“There are a lot of little reasons why the big things in our lives happen.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Right Place, Right Time
Tagged: Life, Change, HIMYM, how i met your mother, Reasons
“There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: Big Days
Tagged: Marriage, Love Stories, Dreams, big days
“The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Lucky Penny
Tagged: Butterfly Effect, ripple, life changing
“It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Daisy
Tagged: insane, Action-Packed, happened
“Whether a gesture's charming or alarming, depends on how it's received.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Final Page
Tagged: charming, Alarming, Gesture
“Because sometimes even if you know how something's gonna end that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Monday Night Football
Tagged: Carpe Diem, enjoy the ride
“Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks but actually kinda likes them?”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 5: Double Date
Tagged: Love, Dating, Relationships
“You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Gary Blauman
Tagged: Life, Friends, Love, Taking Action, Change, moving, Moving On
“She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Vesuvius
Tagged: Wedding Day, Perfect Fit, Vows, dance, Magic
“The more you fight it, the worse it’s gonna get. It’s like when your car slides on ice, you stir into the skid.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: Desperation Day
Tagged: Life, Change, Leaning In, Hard Times, Acceptance, Fighting, Resistance
“Kids, when you're in a new relationship and you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: Nannies
Tagged: Relationships, Competing, Happiness, ugly, Exes
“You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: Happily Ever After
Tagged: Anger, Letting Go, Moving On
“That was the year I was left at the altar. The year I was beat up by a crazy bartender. The year I got fired. The year I got beat up by a goat, a girl goat at that. And dammit, if it wasn't the best year of my life.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Leap
Tagged: Life, Left at the Altar, Bartender, Fired, Best Year Of My Life
“It's like Descartes says, 'In order to determine whether we can know anything with certainty, we first have to doubt everything we know.'”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 3: How I Met Everyone Else
Tagged: Rene Descartes, Certainty
“He may not fit society's definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed. The hero who helped me recover from the disaster of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game. He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation? He is all these things and none of them. He is...The Naked Man.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Naked Man
Tagged: The Naked Man, Hero, Truth, fiction, Damnation, Salvation
“When you believe in people, people come through.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Coming Back
Tagged: Belief, Faith, Persistence, rewards
“Eight years ago I made an ass of myself chasing after you and I made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. I have no regrets because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world, it led to you being my friend. So as your friend and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself. I say to you, from the heart, get the hell out of this car.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Final Page
Tagged: ass, Self-deprecation, Revenge, Expert
“You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom I knew, I have to love this woman as much as I can, and as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5 a.m. Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, every speed bump, every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way. I carried that lesson with me.’”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Last Forever
Tagged: caring, Christmas, Jealousy, Boredom, Uncertainty
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