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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Quotes
|Birthday:||February 17, 1981|
|Birthplace:||Los Angeles, California, United States|
|Educated At:||Columbia University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Director, Film Producer, Character Actor, Screenwriter|
AKA: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Birthday: February 17, 1981
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Educated At: Columbia University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Director, Film Producer, Character Actor, Screenwriter
Spouse: Tasha McCauley
Tom: 'Knew what?'
Summer: 'What I was never sure of with you.'”
Summer: 'Well, you don't believe that, do you?'
Tom: 'It's love. It's not Santa Claus.'”
Tom: 'No! Don't pull that with me! This is not how you treat your friend! Kissing in the copy room? Holding hands in IKEA? Shower sex? Come on! Friends my balls!'”
Tom: 'THAT IS BULLSHIT!'”
I love her smile. I love her hair. I love her knees. I love how she licks her lips before she talks. I love her heart-shaped birthmark on her neck. I love it when she sleeps.”
Summer: 'What always happens. Life.'”
HURT small companies. HELP huge companies like AT&T, Verizon.”
Tom: 'No kidding. What was his name?'
Tom: 'Oh... That makes sense.'”
Richard Schultz: I think you got the result you were looking for.
Abbie Hoffman: So did Nixon.
Richard Schultz: How about that.”
Tom: 'Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.'
Summer: 'No, I'm Sid.'
Tom: 'Oh, so I'm Nancy...?'”
McKenzie: 'Well, you know, Henry Miller said the best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature.'
Tom: 'That guy had a lot more sex than me.'”
Tom: 'Me and Summer.'
McKenzie: 'Was it ever on?'
Tom: 'No, but it could've been, in a world where good things happen to me.'
Paul: 'Yeah, well, that's not really where we live.'”
Summer: 'I've never told anybody that before.'
Tom: 'I guess I'm not just anybody.'”
Summer: 'I know.'
Tom: 'I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently.'
Summer: 'And I can't give you that. Nobody can.'”
Summer: 'They used to call me "Anal Girl."'
[Tom nearly gags on his drink]
Summer: '...I was very neat and... organized.'”
Tom: 'Yeah. And... So?'
Summer: 'So, what if I'd gone to the movies? What if I had gone somewhere else for lunch? What if I'd gotten there 10 minutes later? It was, it was meant to be. And... I just kept thinking... Tom was right.'
Summer: 'Yeah, I did. [Laughs] I did. It just wasn't me that you were right about.'”
Summer: 'I said I love the Smiths.'
[They stare at each other for a moment]
'You... You have good taste in music.'
Tom [Repeating after her]: 'You... like the Smiths?'
Summer [Singing]: 'To die by your side, such a heavenly way to die.'
Summer [Speaking]: 'I love em.'
[Elevator stops, Summer leaves while Tom remains dumbfounded]
Tom: 'Holy shit.'”
Tom: 'I, uh, I write greeting cards.'
Summer: 'Tom could be a really great architect if he wanted to be.'
Partygoer: 'That's unusual, I mean, what made you go from one to the other?'
Tom: 'I guess I just figured, why make something disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card.'”
Tom: 'I don't know.'
Paul: 'Are you her boyfriend?'
Tom: 'It's not that simple.'
McKenzie: 'Sure, it is.'
Tom: 'What, like, are we going steady? Come on, guys. You know, we're-we're adults. We know how we feel. We don't need to put labels on it. I mean, "boyfriend," "girlfriend." All that stuff is... it's really juvenile.'
McKenzie: 'You sound gay.'
Paul: 'You really do.'
Tom [Points to McKenzie]: 'Okay, first of all, your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in seventh grade. And you dated for, like, three hours. [Points to Paul] And you... You've been with Robyn since what, like, 1998?
Tom: ''97. See... Shoot. I don't think the two of you are exactly authorities on modern relationships.'”