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Jonathan Banks Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Price: I'm not a bad guy.

Mike Ehrmantraut: I didn't say you were a bad guy. I said you're a criminal.”
— Mike Erhmantraut, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Pimento
Tagged: Criminals, bad guys, Bad
“I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this. But it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.”
— Mike Erhmantraut, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Cobbler
Tagged: criminal, Police, Idiot
“You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!”
— JMike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad: The Complete Series
Tagged: Pride, Ego, egotism
“ It's human nature to want to stay close to home.”
— Mike Erhmantraut, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Nacho
Tagged: Human Nature, Home, Stay Home
“The lesson is, if you're gonna be a criminal, do your homework.”
— Mike Erhmantraut, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Pimento
Tagged: Criminals, homework, Bad Criminals, Lessons
“Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.”
— Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad, Season 5: Live Free or Die
Tagged: keys, scumbag, universal symbol
“Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.”
— Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad, Season 5: Dead Freight
Tagged: Meryl Streep, Fear, Gun
“Jimmy: So I'm here because you want me to assault a police officer.

Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”
— Mike Erhmantraut, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Five-O
Tagged: Assault, Police, Lawyers
“Just because you shot Jesse James doesn't mean you are Jesse James.”
— Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad: The Complete Series
Tagged: actions, jesse james, Tough, masculine
“We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now!”
— Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad, Season 5: Say My Name
Tagged: Ego, Meth
“I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. And I’d get called out on domestic disputes all the time. Hundreds, probably, over the years. But there was this one guy — this one piece of shit — that I will never forget. Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall? You don’t remember? No. Anyway. Big boy — 270, 280. But his wife … or whatever she was, his lady … was real small. Like a bird. Wrists like branches. Anyway, my partner and I got called out there every weekend, and one of us would pull her aside and say ‘come on, tonight’s the night we press charges.’ And this wasn’t one of those deep-down he-loves-me set-ups — we get a lot of those — but not this. This girl was scared. She wasn’t going to cross him, no way, no how. Nothing we could do but pass her off to the EMT’s, put him in a car and drive him downtown, throw him in the drunk tank. He sleeps it off, next morning out he goes. Back home.

But one night, my partner’s out sick, and it’s just me. And the call comes in and it’s the usual crap. Broke her nose in the shower kind of thing. So I cuff him, put him in the car and away we go. Only that night, we’re driving into town, and this sideways asshole is in my back seat humming ‘Danny Boy.’ And it just rubbed me wrong. So instead of left, I go right, out into nowhere. And I kneel him down, and I put my revolver in his mouth, and I told him, ‘This is it. This is how it ends.’ And he’s crying, going to the bathroom all over himself, swearing to God he’s going to leave her alone. Screaming … as much as you can with a gun in your mouth. And I told him to be quiet. I needed to think about what I was going to do here. And of course he got quiet. Goes still. And real quiet. Like a dog waiting for dinner scraps. And we just stood there for a while, me acting like I’m thinking things over, and Prince Charming kneeling in the dirt with shit in his pants. And after a few minutes I took the gun out of his mouth, and I say, ‘So help me if you touch her again I will such-and-such and such-and-such and blah blah blah blah blah.’ …. Just trying to do the right thing. But two weeks later he killed her. Of course. Caved her head in with the base of a Waring blender. We got there, there was so much blood you could taste the metal. The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure, when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again.”
— Mike Ehrmantraut, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Half Measures
Tagged: Cops, Domestic Disputes, Mistakes, Revolver, Danny Boy, EMT, Prince Charming
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