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Jon Hamm Quotes

Total quotes: 29
“A delusion starts like any other idea, as an egg. Identical on the outside, perfectly formed. From the shell, you’d never know anything was wrong. It’s what’s inside that matters.”
— Narrator, Legion, Season 2: Chapter 9
Tagged: delusions, delusional, wise
“Sometimes we don't get to choose where our talents lie.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 5: Lady Lazarus
Tagged: Talents, Passive Aggressive
“Don: We should get married.

Midge: You think I'd make a good ex-wife?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 1: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Tagged: Marriage, ex-wife
“Peggy, just think about it. Deeply. Then forget it. And an idea will jump up in your face.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 1: Indian Summer
Tagged: Ideas, Forgetting
“Ken: I love getting telegrams, but I never send them.

Don: How is that supposed to help?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 3: The Color Blue
Tagged: Telegrams, Western Union
“They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: The Summer Man
Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“Los Angeles is not what you see in the movies. It's like Detroit with palm trees.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Los Angeles, Movies, Detroit, Palm Trees
“Where the pessimist sees danger hiding behind every back, the optimist sees friendship. Which is why, when we encounter coincidence, we often see conspiracy.”
— Narrator, Legion, Season 2: Chapter 13
Tagged: Optimism, Pessimisim, Friendship, coincidence, Conspiracy
“The reason you haven't felt is because it doesn't exist. What you call love was invented by guys like me...to sell nylons.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 1: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Tagged: Love, Advertising
“Don: Let me ask you something, what do women want?

Roger: Who cares?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 1: Ladies Room
Tagged: What Women Want, Misogyny
“Don't talk to me about the greater good, sunshine. I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel.”
— Gabriel  , Good Omens, Miniseries: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives
Tagged: Sunshine, Sassy, greater good, angel
“Buddy: Is she a good girl? You love her?

Baby: Yes, I do.

Buddy: That's too bad.”
— Jason "Buddy" Van Horn, Baby Driver
Tagged: Good, Girl, Love, Bad
“Human beings are the only animal that forms ideas about their world. We perceive it not through our bodies but through our minds. We must agree on what is real. Because of this, we are the only animal on Earth that goes mad.”
— Narrator, Legion, Season 2: Chapter 10
Tagged: humanity, Madness, Reality
“If the idea of illness can become illness, what else about our reality is actually a disorder?”
— Narrator, Legion, Season 2: Chapter 11
Tagged: Reality, Illness, Mental Illness
“Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 2: The New Girl
Tagged: Denial, Never Happened
“Don: What are you doing here?

Adam: I lost my job when I died.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 5: The Phantom
Tagged: Death
“Ted: I have to eat something.

Don: Doesn't ice count?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: The Crash
Tagged: Hunger, ice
“The truth is people may see things differently, but they don't really want to.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 3: Wee Small Hours
Tagged: Perception, Disagreement
“Ginsberg: I feel bad for you.

Don: I don't think about you at all.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 5: Dark Shadows
Tagged: Indifference
“I have been watching my life. It's right there. I keep scratching at it, trying to get into it. I can't.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 2: The Mountain King
Tagged: Futility, Meaninglessness
“Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.

Roger: Who the hell's that?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: Tomorrowland
Tagged: Marriage
“This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.”
— Ted, Bridesmaids
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Funny Movie Quotes
“The day you sign a client is the day you start losing him.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 1: Long Weekend
Tagged: Advertising, Clients
“If you don't like what is being said, then change the conversation.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 3: Love Among the Ruins
“Ask yourself: what’s more terrifying? Fear, or the frightened.”
— Narrator, Legion, Season 2: Chapter 15
Tagged: Fear, The Frightened
“Who gives a crap what I say anyway? My work speaks for me.’”
— Don Draper,
Tagged: Work, Being Silent, Under the Radar, Disappearing Man
“Sally: I'm sorry I broke your suitcase.

Don: Find out how much it is to repair and it will come out of your allowance.

Sally: I don't have an allowance.

Don: Then don't break things.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 3: Out of Town
Tagged: Allowance, Breaking Things, Responsibility
“I know you're all feeling the darkness here today. But there's no reason to give in. No matter what you've heard, this process will not take years. In my heart, I know we cannot be defeated, because there is an answer that will open the door. There is a way around this system. This is a test of our patience and commitment. One great idea can win someone over.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: The Crash
Tagged: Darkness, Persistence, Patience, Commitment
“I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in Coronet magazine or some other crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it—of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. Closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who made me go through her john's pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she'd buy me a Hersey bar. And I would eat it alone in my room with great ceremony...feeling like a normal kid. It said ‘sweet’ on the package. It was the only sweet thing in my life.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Pennsylvania, Hershey, Whorehouse, Hershey Bar, chocolate
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