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John Turturro Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Any lawyer who comes to you with the words I guarantee! is a liar.”
— Jack Stone, The Night Of, Season 1: Part 3
Tagged: Lawyers, I Hate Lawyers
“Abner DoubleDay: [after credits] Before you go...Two...four...six...eight...who do we appreciate?

Chinese Baseball Team: [in unison] The Stockburns! The Stockburns! Yeah! The Stockburns!”
— Abner Doubleday, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: sports chants
“It’s like having a nuclear arsenal. You don’t want to use it, but if the other side knows you got it, they tend to come to the table sooner.”
— Jack Stone, The Night Of, Season 1: Part 4
Tagged: Examples of Similes
“I’ve been an I don’t know guy all my life. It’s never let me down.”
— Jack Stone, The Night Of, Season 1: Part 1
Tagged: I Don't Know, Not Knowing, Not Being Arrogant
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus!”
— Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Fuck, jesus
“The night Naz was arrested, he lost a lot. He lost his freedom to return home to his family, to his school, to his night job that helps pay for that school. But what he didn’t lose, and what none of us can lose, were his Constitutional rights to an attorney, to a fair and impartial trial by you, his peers, and to the presumption of his innocence beyond a reasonable doubt.”
— Jack Stone, The Night Of, Season 1: Part 8
“Abner DoubleDay: Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi?

Qi: Only 18 people here.

Abner DoubleDay: Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength, speed, and strategy. One team will go out onto the field to play defense while the other team will take turns hitting this ball...with a stickie.

Chico: What are you gonna call this game?

Abner DoubleDay: What else? Stickie McSchnickens. Now your goal, ball thrower, is to get the ball past me two times without my hitting it. Fire when ready.”
— Abner Doubleday, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: baseball, strategy
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right?

Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times.

Short Stop: No, you said two.

Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's right. Now and forever, forever and ever, Short Stop, Short Stop, Short Stop. [laughs]”
— Abner Doubleday, The Ridiculous 6
Tagged: Shortstop, Three Strikes, Strikeout, baseball
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